If done properly, the children will be Jewish.

You obviously have no knowledge on this man and this situation. I hope you manage to find a way to make more insightful and intelligent posts in the future. Have a great night.

I personally know Dr. Loftin. He is one of the most amazing men I have ever worked with. I was in student leadership at Texas A&M when he was there. Missouri has lost an incredible leader and an even better man. This is turning into a witch hunt.

If you can’t comprehend that men are not a monolithic hivemind, maybe it’s best that you not date one.

Fair enough. But He didn’t take the Pharisees to lunch. (For the record, I am “spiritual more than religious” and am talking about Christ more in allegorical terms.) EDITED TO ADD: Love your Kinja name.

why not just thank mini for the correction? why be so snarky about it?

ANNA MERLAN HAS A MASTERS IN JOURNALISM FROM COLUMBIA, AND SHE WILL NOT HESITATE TO TELL YOU THAT FACT, THANK YOU VERY MUCH

It’s Erie County. One “e,” just like the Great Lake it sits next to. I don’t like to be “that person,” but as my/your/everyone’s journalism teacher said in the first five minutes of class, “If you can’t be trusted to get the little things right, why should anyone trust you to get the big things right.”

Exactly. That’s the way adults handle things like this.

Ski Instructor: I’m going to lead you down a slippery slope.

Pick a consistent time zone to report. This started around 9 AM Pacific time, and it’s noon Pacific now, not 2:30.

You’re considering moving out of state, seemingly seeking better care for your autistic son. But you won’t consider Ohio because they didn’t legalize marijuana use. Wow. You have a stellar grasp on priorities.

really fuckin’ loves guns,

Not that I agree with this guy on virtually anything else, but early childhood education really hasn't proven very effective in the long run in a number of studies. There have been studies that said that poor kids in early education programs did worse than those who skipped it!

Those dirty asparagus bastards are going to find a head of cabbage in their bed one of these days

The Asparagus clan disagrees.

“Still controlled by the Broccoli family” is the best thing I’ve read today.

Is Cabbage in charge of marketing?

Rest assured, the Jezebel hive will never run out of things by which to be offended.

Remember, Ian Fleming did work for British Naval Intelligence during WWII in non-trivial role. As author-insert characters go, James Bond is hardly the worst offender in published fiction.