Ooh, telling us like it is for 20 minutes about the lowest hanging fruit in show business... where does she get her edge??

I’ll take “guy who knows things” shtick over your “performative outrage” shtick any day of the week, thanks.  

This is who I see...

My instagram post about getting married got 50 more likes than my post about graduating with my doctorate, so I feel this so hard.

How does anyone listen to this wee little chudlet and think he’s an authority on anything?

Thankfully, the “smug dick shitting on an innocuous article while asking, without any sense of irony, if something really needs to he written” is fertile ground hitherto untouched. Otherwise you’d look like an asshole.

The movie had two goals. Both goals were achieved.

As a well bearded, ostensibly heterosexual man, I feel the urge sometimes to rub beards with other men when I’m drunk. We’re talking chin-to-chin, like we’re gnomes or something.

Hmm such bad taste this week.

I cry every time I see it. Tearing up a little now thinking about it.

Never in my life have I prayed so hard for someone to die. And I want him to die during one of these rallies. Preferably a stroke where he pisses himself and falls off the stage and the audience of barely literate animals can watch as Secret Service tries to hoist their witch king’s 350lb carcass onto a gurney as he…

Why should my insurance cover whatever old man disease you have? I’m 32 and healthy. I don’t need to get medical treatment or take any pills. I mean. Why should I pay for your statins or whatever. You should exercise more or have been born with better genetics. 

Why not just find out and make a list of everyone who he cares about - family, friends, spouse/girlfriend, etc. - and privately send each of them a copy?

Both USC and UCLA are incredibly difficult to get into. Even people with straight As and good SAT scores sometimes don’t get admitted, because the pool of applicants is self-selecting and all candidates look like that already. So you’ll be hard pressed to convince them to refund you because it’ll set a precedent where…

You’re embedded point is right on the money. Kids on the light end of the spectrum who would have just been seen as odd 30 years ago (and typically go on to learn how to interact with others over time) are now diagnosed. Hell, before Rain Main no one had ever heard of it.

None of them deserves a refund.

I’m fully willing to pretend to believe the moon landing didn’t happen if it’ll land me a free personal tour of NASA. Also willing to pretend to believe the earth is flat to get an around-the-world trip to prove to me it’s round, if that’s how this all works.

My political evolution happened over time as I came to realize that I valued truth and reason over narrative and emotion.