Late lunch is the only answer. If you leave for lunch at 1 or 2, then you have less of the day to come back to. HOW DOES EVERYONE NOT KNOW THIS?

i dont think those are highlights, i think its some sort of hat.

This might actually be the best thing, of any kind, I have seen this year.

My grandfather died without ever having seen the cubs win the world series. So, my Dad, ever the crazy asshole he is, brought a radio out on the porch so gramps could listen in from heaven. We all thought he was going out there to jack off, but nope he was going out there to be with his Dad, which I thought was sweet.…

Some perspective on how historic this is:

Arguably, too correctly.

A person who can watch Javy Baez play baseball, in a game where they have no rooting interest, and hope for him to fail, is a bad person.

A man loses his life.

Grilled cheese is to be dunked in tomato soup. You monster.

Butts

My mom forwarded me this facebook-meme-math-catasrophe. I called the police and now she is safely behind bars for the rest of her rotten life.

The sun has long been a bad and hot circle. It’s confusing (why so hot? why so round? how?). It doesn’t make no sense (how?). It needs to be stopped (ice?). I commend this team of friends for filling plastic with their love and attempting to save their seated friends from the hot sting of the sky devil.

"A little thing that can turn into anything at anytime."