“You’re never too old to burn to death in a fire.” is a piece of Red Forman’s wisdom that has been consistently quoted in our household at least once a month for the past decade, and probably will continue to be shared for decades to come.

Aye an’ a bit of mackerel, settler rack and down
Ran it down by the home, and I flew
Well, it slapped me and I flopped it down in the shade
And I cried, cried, cried

I had considered drawing that distinction, but since we are talking about, essentially, cosplaying aliens I thought that it would be obvious I was referring to an unnatural shade of red. Think Bereet from Guardians Vol 1.

Reasons? How about because red, blue, green, and purple people do not actually exist, but brown and black people do?

15 years? I think I’d get it, mainly because I was at X-Men 2000 on opening night and I... felt something. The world changed.

My wife’s family lives in Milwaukee which is like a seven hour drive away through the boring parts of Wisconsin. We have to think of dumb games to keep ourselves entertained, and we came up with a good one last summer (counting and categorizing roadkill got old real fast (65% raccoons, if you’re curious which of…

WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME?!?!!

It was a tiny little master-class in his delivery and tone. The first two lines, “Always”, and “Often” were just so matter-of-fact, that it really got me when he whispered “Never”. Chills. Chills.

So true. A friend of mine, who is a lesbian, has mentioned that she will refuse to go down on her partner for days after she eats anything with garlic in it.

I think you’re jumping to some unwarranted conclusions. I don’t mean to put words in that guy’s mouth, but it seems telling to me that his post mentioned America, not religion in general. It is a sad truth that in America today, altogether too many people are conflating anti-intellectualism and science denial with…

“Seagulls” is literally the best thing to come out of 2016. (It wasn’t all that much of a contest, 2016 being such a shit year and all, but there it is.)

“Trial of a Time Lord” isn’t exactly well-regarded

Chekov’s eyebrows?

*reads the headline*

Did Grace really turn the Doctor down when invited along for further adventures? I didn’t remember that, but it’s admittedly been years since I last saw that, um, “episode”. Wow, what a stupid decision.

I came looking for a Wilhelm scream; I left satisfied.

I thought of him, but I honestly couldn’t remember his name.

What about Grace Holloway? I think most everyone would agree that she was clearly 8's companion, but since there weren’t two consecutive episodes for her to even be in, she doesn’t fit your criteria.

K-Pop star Rain in that bad ninja movie from like ten years ago

You made a wise choice. I moved around some when I was younger (San Francisco, New Orleans, New York, even smalltown Montana) to get some perspective, but Minneapolis is where I choose to call my home. The winters can be brutal, sure, but that’s only so we can truly appreciate days like today.