Interesting you should mention this. Just the other day, completely out of nowhere (haven't seen this film in literally decades) I thought about it and wondered if it could be found on NetFlix. This answers that question, but not in the way I had hoped.

The show is fun. It's not going to win any awards or change anyone's life, but the characters are just as amusing as they were in the movie, and it serves as a decent placeholder until the proper sequel is released in theaters in 2014.

If I ever need a little pick-me-up, I just go to Google and type in "michele bachmann batshit crazy" and go nuts reading the comedy gold that is revealed. This is a habit I have had for about 10 years now, and it just keeps getting more fun every year.

To this day, "Wandering Stars" makes me think of oral sex (to the point where I can almost taste it). So much repetition makes for a strong association, I guess.

Having been married for ten years now, my wife and I have established a fair number of little behaviors and rituals surrounding sex. I let her pick the music we put on for sexytimes, and that gives me a good clue about her mood. It's usually something mellow and frequently instrumental, like maybe some Andrew Bird or…

Jesus Christ, how many times am I going to have to explain this? An apology is recognition that you did something wrong, and an admission that you will try not to do it again. This non-apology "sorry you got offended" is just bullshit. It is essentially saying "it is YOUR fault for not agreeing with me, and I didn't…

I miss Mako so much. The last season of Avatar just wasn't *quite* right without him, and as much as I wanted a continuation of Samurai Jack it simply wouldn't be the same without the original Aku.

I almost didn't want to read the article, as the headline was just too perfect to ruin with 'details'. With just a little bit of work, it could be made into the best haiku ever.

What a fantastic list! War for the Oaks! Dune! Amber! Howl's Moving Castle, Stainless Steel Rat, Hitchhiker's Guide! Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, Good Omens! And even The Princess Bride!!! It's like you snuck into my house last night and looked at the most care-worn of all the books on my bookshelf. Word of advice…

Agreed. So far, I have only found one asshole saying "Darwin Award winner" here, whereas on other sites I have found dozens of people saying that.

Do you mean because the main character, who had been sold to us in the first two books as a stone-cold badass, spent most of this book blubbering and feeling sorry for herself?

I'll resist the temptation to make a joke about what a shitty chart this is.

Human heads all over the walls, and give him a deer head. Then it would be about 0.0001% crazier.

"Green Brain" Project, eh? Nice Brian Herbert reference! I thought I was the only one who had ever read that book.

Does he, uh, regurgitate it back into your mouth like a baby bird? How does second-hand despair taste anyway?

I ask you, how delightful was it to get the tiniest little taste of Russell's *real voice* before he slipped back into his oh-so-genteel Southern accent? I GOT CHILLS.

He's been on the show for a grand total of 30 seconds and he's already throwing Pam around? This dude is not long for this world, methinks.

So would that be Rule 97 then?

My money is on ex-sheriff Dearborn. I think it unlikely that he would resurface after not being seen for several seasons for no reason at all.

This is fantastically good news! How to Train Your Dragon was one of those movies (along with The Incredibles, Megamind, Up, and most Miyazaki films) that my kids wanted to watch about 50 times but never seemed to get old for me or my wife. The DreamWorks Dragons shorts produced for Cartoon Network were of…