I am just so happy that he is doing the future debates. I was a little worried that he would chicken out and gain momentum again by shutting the fuck up.

There’s only going to be one funeral on Sunday and it ain’t going to be hers.

Yeah, Montalban hasn’t been doing much work lately. Death is a real impediment in that regard.

But he’s a pro at performing in a wheel chair!

My immediate reaction - “needs more motorcycle”

To be fair, holding anyone to the standard set by Cooper Nielsen is terribly unfair. He’s an amazing dancer, and a great choreographer (it’s just that as a boyfriend, he kinda sucks).

Okay this was pretty good dance to “The Way You Make Me Feel” but let’s face it, not as great as when Cooper Nielson drove his motorcycle on stage during the recital in Center Stage. Center Stage sets the gold standard for everything, always.

Funny, I used my time machine to go ahead and watch the debate and the only memorable moment for me was when Tim Kaine bludgeoned Mike Pence to death with a harmonica.

my worst Miss U.

Sadly, any evidence is now tainted by chain of custody problems and any tests would be excluded as “Fruit of the Poisonous Intestine Tree.”

How nice that you added that clarifying post, sometimes you need to explain things in an appendix to your main text

Hmm. Looks like airport security just didn’t have ... the guts.

Normally you have to go to a Detroit Lions tailgate to see a face wearing an ass.

God.

Well, if this is indeed true, I have her back. I actually tremendously respect a parent instantly taking action rather than putting it down to a slip up or a one time thing that just repeats itself.

I hope they loot your cul-de-sac

Despite his comments about at least two of his daughters (Tiffany here, the comments about Ivanka saying “If she weren’t my daughter...”), I actually don’t think he wants to have sex with his own children. Rather, I think he believes that the highest compliment you can give a woman is to call her fuckable. Which leads…

"Those wings *were* spicy!"