Best friends are like belly buttons. We all got ‘em.

Well I, for one, am glad that tits girl from “Blurred Lines” has a new gig.

I can't stop seeing the microphone next to his face as balls.

I'm Asian, too. But this is so unrealistic and ridiculous— just like Jersey Shore. So I'm not all that embarrassed, in fact, I am living vicariously through the show.

I'm going to hate-watch the shit out of this show.

Awww this brings the sads. Rest in peace Meow! I love you.

Me, too.

It's astounding that he lived two years with the teratoma to start! I'm glad the surgery went successfully.

My comment history is all gone! :(

I thought they were so amazing in middle school... what was I on?

That's a sure sign that you know what's good in life. Your date should have been impressed with your levelheadedness.

Marilyn was awesome, yes. But let's just leave her in peace. Deal?

My thoughts exactly.

There are so many amazing women working at Facebook. It surprises me that it took this long to get one woman on the board. I hope this trend continues.

I truly don't understand why Terry Richardson gets all the hype and why all the celebrities clamor to pose for him.

I was nodding through her entire column until the end.

Do you think teacher-student sexual abuse is more likely to occur at elite prep schools than public high schools? Does the elite, private factor increase the pressure or make it "easier" to remain silent on these crimes?

He thought it through extensively enough to evaluate the severity and consequences of his crime for each of them?

Viktor & Rolf. Flowerbomb is my favorite!

Back from my weeklong me-cation. I had an awesome time and will now sleep for an eternity. I missed my Jezfriends! Hope y'all are doing great tonight.