Sending your GI system some encouragement and hoping that it will expedite its process in a tolerable way. Sexytimes are to be had.

That's curious. I wonder why she thinks so little of her gender. Maybe she just doesn't have positive role models or have yet developed a healthy sense of self. But that's not your responsibility to get her to wise up. Your responsibility is to not take this toxic person seriously.

They just played this commercial. Ahem.

Dear SNL: Please please please gift me with a Jeopardy/Trebek skit.

Your female friend told you that women are shallow?

Yes! I am in good company! :)

Oh whatever. Biebs would totally do it.

BIEBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBS.

I see London I see China! I see one very happy vagina!

It did not let me post my awesome perfect for the occasion gif.

Anne Rice begs to differ.

OMG ANA GASTEYER. My eyes. I cannot believe my eyes!

Yay to slipping back into happiness. Just remember it's a marathon and not a sprint. I'm glad he seems so cool with it. I read another one of your posts earlier today and I'm glad you're happy!

I saw Dreamers and she was one of the leads. It was a good movie, not to mention she was naked practically the entire time.

They do have super convincing commercials. When I saw this one I felt like I was doing my body a healthy favor by eating their ice cream.

Initially when she unpacked her suitcase I drunkenly asked her why she got me a vibrator. She's still making fun of me asking me where I'm putting it.

Oh there's plenty more to come. :)

BAHAHAHHAA. Oh wow. So true.

My friend who crashed my place last weekend got me this banana wine bottle stopper as a thank you gift. I love it. It is so much more fun than dealing with the damn cork.

Ooooh. Me likey. Who is that?