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Take me with you?

Loved this.

I was in elementary school when this came out. I just wanted to grow up, go clubbing, and do ALL THE BAD NAUGHTY things outlined in this song.

yay!

This is so nauseating.

My boyfriend has been on it for over a year. He's in really great shape now compared to before (he also works out regularly, but he always have) and says he feels more energetic overall. He likes it, and doesn't miss eating grains. It does take a lot of work and planning, though. I love his Paleo recipes but my one…

It was a date. And he followed up quickly. He liiiiiiiiikes you!

I found an extremely small mouse yesterday (here he is)! He's about the size of my thumb and looked lost and was shivering on a sidewalk. I fed it some of my spongecake and then had to run off to class. After class I came back to the same spot and he was gone. :(

I totally have a thing for spacegod. Shhh don't tell nobody!

"So I hear you're a film composer, wanna fuck?"

So THAT's how you say "wanna fuck?" in German! I'll have to tuck that one away for my next vacation. :)

Hearted for Chuck Testa reference.

Take pics and post them on fb. Everyone will seeeee.

He makes up for these shortcomings in other ways.

Awww dang. The Gos and Eva are still together? I was all ready to sexily bump into him then fall in love together then take a vacation to Seychelles where he'll ask me to be his life only.

Yup.

This. I'm totally finishing this bottle tonight. It is delicious.

Thanks for your responses everyone! It just totally pisses me off that he played victim and I wish there was a way to stand up for myself more blatantly. I keep replaying what happened and wonder if I had said something like "It's not because I'm racist, it's because you're a jerk!" that he'd stop being an ass.

Or maybe a dirty cop. I know it was someone with a position. She was so intense and scary. That Emmy is well deserved!