Well good. Somebody had to put their foot down on this Kardashian takeover.

You just described how I feel about "seeing"...

"They are not dating again, but they are seeing each other."

That would be my guess. And it's so random! Creepy facial expressions, holding giant bags of water, writhing at each other... it reminds me of "The Grudge".

Wow it's been a while since I've heard this song. This video is so creepy.

I feel like this would lead to some extremely painful accidents... especially with the toenails!

Ugh, indeed.

It looks more like a Cincinnati Bowtie to me.

That sounds like an amazing shirt!

So in order to use this this app, I must enter in all my sexual preferences and kinks? Yeah, that sounds like a really good idea. Let me link that to my facebook profile while I'm at it.

I hate that word.

I don't think it's possible...

It is an adorable hamster! If we extrapolate slightly, perhaps eating yogurt turns humans into superheroes!

Oh no Meow! No!

Yeah I know... it's hilarious how he thinks his definition of a woman's aspiration should be the standard for everyone.

"I think many are setting aside their aspirations for later..."

As much as I want Lindsay to succeed, I wish Woody would throw his weight behind a more hardworking, reliable and deserving candidate.

Yeah it WAS confusing. But I'm pretty sure lying/impregnating a bunch of girls while pretending to be their biological father is somehow breaking the law? And I think the girl was in high school still so maybe it was illegal? Regardless, JAMES FUCKING VANDERBEEK AHHH.

Is it too late to back out?

I went outside and looked... where is it???