My sentiments exactly.

Love is love?

I just can't stop thinking about how much that photo shoot must have smelled.

We all looked outside this morning when it passed overhead. It was an amazing moment and there were cheers all around!

Ze hottest club in Paris is BANG!

Stefon, I'm waiting for a review of Pippa's party venue!

It's half a pepperoni. At least that's what my stomach tells me.

Who needs guns when you've got penguins?

How unfortunate.

Okay, so that's a no then. I will watch my backup movie then! Something fairytale-ish with Amy Adams!

Is Girl with the Dragon Tattoo (American version) a movie that I can watch by myself? Is it scary? Never read the books.

Whoops! Congrats on yer gig!

Eww to this song. Awesome dog, though!

When yer hearts get all aflutters!

Their love is a bit one-sided. That lizard can't wait to get out that window.

Ooooooh! Love Mazzy Star!

Teehee. I'm watching a movie called the MIDNIGHT MEAT TRAIN. It's not a porno I swear (though I kinda wish it were). Bradley Cooper is in it!

Gasp! Does your cat know about the defriending? I want to write something else with the words scratch and catty. But I am already drunk. And laughing!

For what it's worth, I sincerely doubt he's treating her kindly at all. He's just sucking her in for now to groom her for the inevitable shitshow. Also, you only get to see the surface, which always looks so much nicer than it really is. You dodged a bullet. You're out of that one. Don't text him and give him the…

Pretty package, shitty interior.