OMG THIS DRESS!

Was the fiance/husband in on the lie as well? If so he should be also charged.

Wait, but if he is suspending the campaign... Doesn't that mean he could also resume it?

Oh, they know. I have given my alma mater SO MUCH SHIT. Unfortunately, I don't think much has changed.

She's a feminist role model? I MAY have bought that before "stupid hoe".

*Trigger warning maybe?— rape.

Whatever they do... I hope it involves a sex swing.

I laughed for a solid minute. Well done!

Oh my bad. Unlawful occupancy. That sounds so much less creepy than what had actually transpired.

I wonder what she will be charged with? Breaking & entering. Reckless breastfeeding.

I love that response! I may have to use it myself!

I will start updating friends/family this way in the future.

Wait, seriously THAT was why my college A&F rejected me? After putting me through their 'interview'? That makes sense. One question was "how do you think our brand reps enhance our A&F image?"

I totally thought that picture was of Heath Ledger...

Hahaha! Now THAT is an awesome combination.

I'd so watch this show. My Jewish ex would dig this, too.

Yup. We watched it because it was free on Starz (not sure why we have it, I think it's just this weekend). I share your love of Aaron Eckhart... but after this movie I'm not so sure anymore! He went from Gotham's white knight to this? I was rooting for the aliens at the end.

I hear you. I'm of that "certain age" where I get nagged left and right about marriage and have a plethora of friends/acquaintances who are jumping on the wedded bliss bandwagon. I'm happy for them, but it is so terribly annoying when they make remarks indicating that they feel they are of a different level than I am…

I laughed so hard at this. I'm Chinese. I'm going to tuck that one away... not sure for what but maybe it'll come in handy in some kind of self-deprecating joke.

As a child I wanted to be a femtastic superspy. Like a girl James Bond with all the sexy spy outfits. I wanted to be all slick and ninja-fierce.