I demand a kitten video.

Zooey needs to tune that cute act down. She can't even straighten her head? I like the cute but my god, be a woman every once in a while.

As it stands I have the lowest score on the Jezebel GG ballot... bah. I blame med school.

Meh Descendants. Over it. More cock jokes, plz.

OH FASSBENDER with short hair. Me likey.

OMG the dog! THE DOG! Give the dog the award he is a STAR.

Wow Meryl is hammered. I thank [bleeped out] everyone in England! [Music starts playing] OH NO! OH COME ON!

Miss Havisham?

Ricky Gervais has gone soft...

I was hoping for RDJ to start off by ripping on our dear host once again. Alas!

Wow. He is a truly talented man.

hearted

EAT YOUR HEART OUT RYAN PHILLIPE.

Awww I was really pulling for Madeline Stowe. LOVE Revenge!

wow. how terrible... i didn't even know that was a thing.

YAY JGL!

Whoa that is a LOT of dress.

Awww Jodie Foster's ginger kids! <3

Wait, is the Gos not here?

Bahahaha I just saw this picture of Kelly Osbourne's dress. How frightening! Also, is the hair purple/gray?