Next thing you know someone is going to stuff metal shavings in one of their oil filters.

The end of times are near.

I was totally cool about these things until I was driving around Downtown San Diego recently and this things are becoming a problem.

At what point are people going to realize that bikeshars/scootershare startups dockless or not are just a money grab of venture and municipal seed funds? They’re not going to ever be successful, despite their promises of “democratized mobility” and “green urban transportation alternatives”. They’re *supposed* to fail…

Ooo... that’s a meta COTD right there!

This is like the real life equivalent of someone being an obnoxious prick or a racist asshole and then insisting they were just trolling or doing it ironically when everyone calls them out on it. 

Why is it whenever someone comments this, it never is? I’ve probably jinxed it now

BUT IT WAS JUST A PRANK BRO

All of this.  COTD right there.

Even if it was a joke, what is rule number 1 in car culture?

“...so than i filled his oil filter with metal shavings"

Wait...you’re making me side with a car dealer?

Here is the real question:

Sorry, Nigerian prince has already been arrested.

Close. I have the exclusive inside info from my friend who works at Tesla, and it’s this guy:

At this interchange left turns are banned. At Jalopnik, proofreading is banned.

I think primarily because of this:
http://www.goodcarbadcar.net/2011/01/porsche-panamera-sales-figures/