lebaron, good thought:

I immediately thought of this.

92-94 thunderbird

I’m seeing early 90s Infinity M30

Nissan 1989-1993 240sx coupe, S13 chassis

The stretched pixels really make it difficult to tell the length of the car. Fox body mustang based on the rear.

I must have been way too distracted by the first Gulf War, C+C Music Factory, the debacle of the Buffalo Bills, and cramming to finish senior year in high school to pay attention to the Detroit Auto Show in that frigid January. It does look like a 1991 concept. I see some of the same design elements as the Dodge Neon…

FUCK YES I’M GOIN ALL CAPS ON THIS MOTHERFUCKER.

Let’s hope that he sprayed it with Holy Water to prevent it from bursting into flames.

If you don’t want to go with Phoenixes, just call them The Phoenix, like The Magic or The Heat. It’ll sound like an adult contemporary radio station.

Split the difference, adopt the Penix as a mascot:

You know Ivanka almost certainly wrote that herself.

“I’m the best Dragon Layer. I laid with the best dragons. I also aced the space. I have a very high gaming IQ, I challenge anyone to a game of frogert. I was the one who told them to put all those “Don’t do Drugs” screens on video games”

Cmon man. If you’re gonna take on this kind of project at least do it right. Make a working tailgate, all you have to do is basically add hinges, door closing mechanism and a little body work. That rear window; As any person who daily drives and uses a truck (such as myself) will tell you, that rear window will not…

Just walk away, eh. Give me your season hockey tickets, maple syrup, Crown Royal, and the Tim Hortons, and I’ll spare your lives. Just walk away, ya hosers.

That wagon is like a reverse Bugatti.

Pffft.... two tone is weak sauce.

Amateurs...