I got Final Jeopardy right because I'm an ignorant lout and I only know one Italian author.

Yes! My grandparents have a bunch of them and we'd always read them when I visited their house as a kid. It didn't help me get the question though, I was just like "Oh! That girl who taught me about fairness! Nellie Bluth!"

That's tougher. I can't think of many punk bands last that long. Also, another answer to your original question is Too Tough To Die, released 10 years into The Ramones's career.

Bad Religion released Against the Grain 11 years after they formed and Generator 2 years after that.

It's worse than anything I could have imagined!

I hate every ape I see!
From chimpan-A to chimpan-Z!

Everybody's got a water buffalo
Yours is fast and mine is slow
Where do they come from? I don't know
But everybody's got a water buffalooooo

Reggie Bush.

I hadn't thought about it, but I guess Cheney could run with Bush as his VP.

We'll set up a lower case "t" for "time to leave", and we'll set it on fire, so they know we're serious!

We've just got to improvise! Cloves, Tom Collins mix, frozen pie crust…

Mmm, yes I would, @OldeFortran77:disqus.

You call that a Simpsons reference? [Pulls out spoon] This is a Simpsons reference.