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That doesn’t sound nearly as cool as you think it does.

Mom Season 7: Every episode is now just Allion Janney doing “The Jackal.”

Can we stop body shaming Anderson Cooper? He had a semi-nude photo published by a ‘friend’ without his consent and y’all are like “Ewwwww...he’s too pale! Uncooked chicken!!” First, what a violation of trust. Second, if Anderson had bad acne or scars, would you get grossed out by that too? Stop commenting on peoples’

All I hope is that Anderson Cooper has some serious layers of sunblock on. 

I’m sure they were revolting before poor H&M moved in.

I thought she looked like a glamourous weather balloon.

Yeah, I got halfway through the article before realizing that I was thinking of Bella Hadid and had no idea who Bella Thorne is.

Thank you for saying that last part! I’ve seen some horrible posts on social media trying to turn his decision to keep working over the past four years into some kind of bizzarro productivity fodder.

Colon Cancer PSA: If anyone in your family history has ever had polyps in their colon (even if they were benign), please ask them when they were diagnosed and start pressing your primary care provider or gastroenterologist around a decade before those polyps (benign or malignant) were found in your family member.

Toni... same. And it’s not that I’m too scared to do the crazy stuff in my 40s, it’s that no one else my age wants to do it with me. Everyone else I know has kids or just wants to chill at home with a glass of wine. I want to make up for lost time when I was younger and too timid. 

Rape. She raped him.

I would say the majority of people DO NOT RAPE THEIR SON’S FRIENDS because they are dissatisfied with their marital bed. Do not make light of this situation. This former student is describing rape.

Yeah, this sounds less “sexual encounter” and more “period of being the victim of sexual harassment, stalking, and assault.”

Uh, no. I don’t think that’s what is happening here. This story paints Becki as a sexual predator, sexually assaulting and harassing young men. Not as a nympho. Assuming the story is true (I think it is, there are receipts), I’m guessing there will be more young men coming forward. If Jerry was aware of this, and did

Wow, she shot right past creeper straight towards stalker rapist. 

Firstly, nobody ‘pops’ a baby out. The level of birth trauma is extremely high, whether you had a vaginal or caesarean birth. It’s not a matter of popping, ever. Maybe just be a little respectful? Even if you have no interest in celebrity babies (which I don’t have either), when someone has a baby they’re likely to

It’s that same vibe of the dude who hurts you, and then immediately turns it around about how sorry he is and what an awful person he is, so that you’re supposed to end up comforting him instead.

There’s something about this letter that comes off as almost....proud(?) of how much influence they think they have over their ex. Couching it in self flagellation is adding victimhood to narcissism.

LW, you know you’re still using your ex, right?

As someone who’s been through 3 miscarriages and a stillbirth with my wife to get through one successful pregnancy to get our beloved son, kindly piss off with your petty snark.