I have a (male) friend who has in the past year started wearing a bunch of hats. When asked what the deal was with the hats, he told us he was actually losing his hair, and he wanted to get everyone used to the hats now, so it wouldn't be as obvious when he's gone bald. Hats! They have so many uses.

Depending how you define the Ska - Two Tone - Reggae junction then Madness could be considered an all white male reggae band.

Annals of Stock Photography Horror #4,796: Your adorable child-in-the-ocean photo set earns you the nickname "Sea Pee Girl."

I know you guys keep trying to push this "fuck anything that moves" agenda for whatever reason. And if that's what you want, then by all means, keep doing what you do. But for some of us, monogamy is not some sort of restraining idea. I'm monogamous because I love the person I'm with and I honestly don't want to be…

Please me and most of my male friends go to gym not to checking out women at all, we just want to work out. And yes, I want to go to yoga class for men, why? BECAUSE I MORE FUCKING COMFORTABLE WITH MEN ONLY PLACES. AND I DONT HATE WOMEN. WHATS WRONG WITH THAT!!???!!!!!!??!!!!!!!!!!

Poor guy. Smelling her hair just would have been a bonus. But instead because he's fat and bearded he's a creep on principle because America.

Yeah, I read this on GQ earlier. Seems like a decent guy who got trolled hard by 4chan and reddit.

And there I was, thinking that the pleasure was in the orifice.

Meh, you can dabble here and there and be totally fine—pay your bills, have a good career, be a responsible person. And I don't think many liberal-minded folks give two shits if drugs are declared illegal or not other than trying to figure out ways not to get caught. The government tries to make lots of things illegal…

"...the phallic cake was brought back to life."

Hey Millennials! I am almost 40 (AHHHH) and I think you are doing great. For real.

Any *good* comedian relying on stand up shows hasn't maximized his or her earning potential, and therefore should not only be excluded from every Forbes list, but burned at the stake, the fire having been lit by the ghost of B.C. Forbes himself.

Most of the comedians on that list are seriously unfunny.

I've tried it a few times—I didn't laugh ONCE. Above and beyond the whole "That's not what nerds are like!" thing, I just don't find it funny, well written, or well performed at all.

Is it enough to just say I find it painfully unfunny and am annoyed that comedy shows that I think are much better aren't more successful while it is extremely popular and successful?

I think I'm the total opposite to Amanda. Everyone I've fallen genuinely in love with I've not been that attracted to at first. My vagina sparks grow gradually, until they become great big huge vagina lightning bolts.

Where's your book deal, loser?