@Unholy_Hero: Awesome! If Giz ever puts a signature setting in our comments, I will most certainly use ChenPokerFace.gif in it.

That vacuum is most certainly off, otherwise that dog would be going absolutely ape-shit at the demonic whir.

@9of9: No, no. They were playing Minesweeper and couldn't guess which was the last square to click. So they decided to take a peek.

Jason Chen + Poker Face on Kinect = awesome.

@Unholy_Hero: Where's that GIF?!

'now Timmy, you seem to have gotten the cube goes into square concept good, so now we have to do the shell goes into this slot. Got it? Good. Now point that thing at your mom and squeeze this right after I leave. Attaboy!'

@m0m0: I see what you did there. Fleshbot!!!! Literally.

@belly_button_juice: Exactly, you hit my sentiments spot on. I'm very satisfied that Windows Phone 7 finally launched, because another great competitor entering the smartphone market means greater innovation must be done to stay atop by all the big guns—-iOS, Android, and BB OS.

@ps61318: Careful there. Despite the long adjective-driven parenthesis-insert you did, the Apple Gestapo might sue the hell out of you.

@LearnIIBurn: Snowboarding? Damn you. It's flatter than Paris Hilton's chest here in Houston. Good for a swim though......

@LearnIIBurn: I completely understand Android's customizable features being appealing. It's the only reason why I would ever be compelled to switch to an Android phone.

@LearnIIBurn: I think you missed my point. If you didn't, then my bad, but let me clarify...

@LearnIIBurn: Not unless you jailbreak ;)

Plenty of comments are missing the fact that in many states, the age of consent is NOT 18. In fact, many states have set 16 as the legal age of consent.

@Andy Mesa: It's not baffling. I hate having a screen protector on my phone. It gets grimy, and I hate the sensation of plastic on top of the glass. I want to touch the glass, dammit!

@octasquid is now closed beta: Agreed. I posted above about how I don't give my phone any special treatment, and it still works plenty fine, no cracked glass for me.

I am going to have to disagree with this one. It doesn't just apply to the iPhone's design flaw, it's with all glass (1) and also, the problem isn't that big.

@atrus123: 4!!! it's iPhone 4. There is no G in it.

When I heard Pluto, I experienced sadness. I grew up with nine planets, and I will fucking die recognizing Pluto as the ninth planet. :(

@eternalcthulhu: Yeah, for your childhood. So you could know how fucking awesome lasers are. And playing space shooters like Galaga and Galactic Attack on Sega Saturn. Did I mention lasers?