This happens with small minded people all the time. They’ve greatly inflated their self importance despite having a totally arbitrary and mostly useless job function.

They’re paid shit for the job. Consequently, all the people willing to take the job are shitty people who suck and life and take it out on you.

What kind of “experts” don’t suggest a Honda Accord Sport 2.0T which is a similar motor to the Type R.   Comes in a Manual Transmission and is a great family sedan and what I’d expect would be Honda reliability. 

Not nearly as heavy as batteries.

As a Jalopnik reader I know I’m supposed to hate any crossover and denounce it like the plague, but I actually like this! The front is a little bland however I like the Mustang styling cues. The range and price look competitive against the Model Y. Seems like Ford did a decent job designing this thing. Of course I’ll…

62 mph is 100 kph. 0-62 mph has been the metric standard as long as I can remember.

Rookie mistake. If you see babies as a surge to avoid, you never buy a bulkhead seat. That’s where the bassinets are.

I don’t think it’s the worst thing I’ve ever seen, but the weirdest. I was in the Lincoln NE airport, past security, and this dude in business wear shows up with a to go container, pulls out a t-bone, absolutely houses it with just his hands, then cleans up with a newspaper that was just sitting on the chairs. There…

From their post, it appears they’ve flooded the engine with consonants.

I ended up with a 1987 Elite scooter and a broken laptop screen.

“It’s probably a loophole that will be closed,” Belichick said. “It probably should be closed but right now it’s open.”

- The refs talking to Belichick

As a contributor to the old EU, with a Wookiepedia entry and everything, I’d just like to say...

He exploited loopholes in the Laws of Nature. Technically, they tortured themselves.

That’s a libelous overexaggeration. Sure, some animals might have died, but running the neighborhood pets through tackling drills and two-a-days isn’t technically torture.

If the hoodie can troll both the Jets and the league rules office with one play, he is not going to let that opportunity pass.

It’s almost like it’s a cyclic, Wagnerian, family-drama in space that will be repetitive due to the very nature of Oedipal revolt at the core of it’s premise or something.

Wild.

I said that "I.....I....I..I...I want the knife...."

Is Threepio merging with the Falcon?

Um...it’s kind of all fan-fic. That’s what fiction is.