It’s like reading Parallel Universe Alissa Walker.

“I’m worried about reliability, so I’d get a BMW instead.”

Remember she got where she is because her parents are dead, so...

My neighbor has one of these- he yells at his kids a lot. I can only assume there’s a correlation.

The one service the EXT did for humanity was to give us the best car review ever written-

You got a Cobalt, and the world knows.

I want to meet the person who wanted a LeBaron convertible as a kid.

Because...summer?

Yeah, but they didn’t like it, and they let you know it.

We’re seeing what the show can be, now that it’s unhitched and unimpeded by the books.



Damn. Quality television.

WooHoo Brent Spiner!

..and that Of Monsters and Men were the musicians up on the balcony.

It’s funny because it’s true.

Let’s put it this way: the e39 is up on jackstands in the garage, and I just bought an ‘06 Cadillac STS as a daily driver, almost purely out of frustration.

The 2002 HOT was rated at 205.

A Good Viggen will set you back more than $5,000, usually.

I owned one absolutely identical to this about 7-8 years ago...not the most reliable car I’ve owned, but damned if it wasn’t the fastest and most fun.

“It’s also a BMW, so people will assume it’s broken down.”

e39 owner here. They would assume correctly.

This. This right here.

Nothing; whazza the matzoh with you?