I’d like for you to go sit in a corner and think about what you just said. When you’re ready, you can rejoin the group, and we’ll all talk through our feelings about how wrong you are.

Curse you and your stealth edits, Westbrook!

“Wail Tail?”

Fuckin’ really?

Nah, you’re just watching the wrong strippers.

I, too, have seen that episode of “Top Gear.”

Last week I was channel-flipping and landed on one of those “tiny house” shows. Normally the buyer is a single twentysomething and I’m all, “well, not the kind of life I’d lead—rather have a small apartment in a city, but good on them,” and watch in peace. This episode, though, it was a FAMILY OF FOUR (kids age 6 and…

I dunno, it’s better than blowing $35k on a Hipster Special “Tiny House.”

A Honda, but Jesus didn’t like to talk about it.

John 12:49- “For I do not speak of my own Accord...”

You’ve clearly never done a speed run across Wyoming at night.

Nope.

Imma let you finish about your cars and whatnot, but here’s the best collaboration of all time. ALL TIME.

Which is funny, because I (and my 1978 Mercury Cougar) certainly did.

That Subie will find a way.

Yeah, I know. I live in the midwest now.

Keep it, and rustproof the everloving hell out of it. It’ll delay the inevitable as long as possible.

Yeah. Now that I live in Iowa and see the rolling carcasses allowed on the streets out here...I’m all for them everywhere. Granted the problem isn’t nearly as prevalent here as it was when I was stationed in South Dakota. Holy crap.

Nah, dude- subframe rot, once it takes hold in these, is a death knell in short order.

I had a few friends with Subarus of this vintage in high school (Massachusetts, naturally) and they all ended up failing state inspection due to Whiffle subframes.

It’s really a shame, too, because otherwise this car ticks every.…

AF vet here. Love the Thunderbirds, but...

Blue Angels are better.

We forget how good early Acuras were in context.