“Why make laws political?” asked Phil.

I’m so tired of this fake-ass “patriotism” bullshit. It attempts to shut down any discontented discourse by making someone feel like a traitor for a thought or disagreement. It’s basically passive-aggressive censorship and I’m done with it. It’s like anytime someone calls someone an anti-Semite when you voice…

Or just find a sport that isn’t 12 minutes of play surrounded by 2 hours of commercials.

First repair is always free.

Better every loop.

This may be the whitest spectacle ever witnessed.

Florida Man: I need to file a claim for Hurricane damage to my truck and pool.

I’m surprised the guy getting the blowjob didn’t shoot him.

They were all doing coke right?

I’m guessing it will more like a Treyvon Martin thing — “oh, I was so afraid of the nasty homeless guy that I followed him as he was walking away and shot him twice! So afraid!”

I thought millenials were all hipsters and trying and effort were seen as bad things? Now, helicopter parent Gen Xers? THOSE are the people who crave participation trophies.

Rule 1 of any race: finish. You don’t know how many of your competitors might be disqualified.

Flood damage doesn’t mean the car’s undriveable, just that you don’t want to keep it long-term because of potential future issues. A beater you’re only keeping for a few months won’t matter.

There’s starting cold and then there’s blowing a fourth-quarter lead to an Andy Reid team.

There’s a legal term for this, look it up. Bailment. It’s transferring possession without transferring ownership. When you drop your car off, you are transferring possession. Unless you have signed some kind of contract outlining what they may do with your car, then you really have no say. It’s like if you loan your…

Fit the description of what? The police didn’t even know what happened.

You missed the whole point of this article.

I did 145 in my Saab 9-5 once and didn’t get caught because I did it in a rural area with no other cars in sight. Does that make it okay? Not really, but most men attempt something like this at least once in their life.

Also, does nobody want to admit that they did exactly this as a teenager, and they only reason they weren’t caught was pure, dumb luck?