So we’ve gone from Kinja not showing us links to where folks replied to Kinja not notifying us when we get our precious stars? Jesus Christ.

Holy cow, this article is pure junk.

They are faking the tics and for that they can all go fuck themselves.

I didn’t! I’ve now left an update at the bottom of the post clarifying this, thanks everyone!

Bernie’s job is 1,000,000% more legitimate than a Twitch streamer, as is a grocery bag boy’s. “Internet famous” people are propped up by some of the sleeziest business models on the planet, and Twitch in particular holds zero appeal for me as a platform in general because to me it is an incessant noise machine (I’m…

If you bounce on my balls 4 times, you’ll break orbit. I’m the solution to the space race.

This is some big “I’m rubber you’re glue” energy.

Your mental fortitude and IQ is astounding. I can’t formulate a rebuttal. You’re just too clever for me.

Well, it probably took you longer to write those two comments than it would have taken to actually read the article, so I’m not sure who’s the shmuck here.

Jesus, I was hoping for something like that, but I was always getting my hopes up.

Wrong. Luke misread the directions and stuck his dick in it. This caused a catastrophic failure, and Gigabyte has issued him a replacement while noting his "sophomoric" stunt. 

Oh, you’re a salty boy.

This is a fun game. I didn’t fully read your comment, but I wanted to take a shot at guessing what you said.

BULLSEYE

Didn’t read the article, I wanted to take a shot at guessing what they said.

Cher Scarlett, an ex lead on the software side in 2015-2016, says she tried to contact Morhaime about harassment she received and was reprimanded for it (not by him), and now believes he was kept in the dark (by upper management?) after talking with him about it at length today.

Ahh but you don’t have to spend money for you see this critically acclaimed MMORPG has a free trial to level 60 with unlimited playti--- *is yanked off stage*

D.T.
I love you.
I love this van.
I love the stories about this van.
BUT!
While the van may have cost $600 at some point, how much, would you say, have you invested in the van now, including parts and paying you the least salary for your wrenching hours?
What’s a cheap minivan expert paid these days?
And how many experts…

Where’s the violence? Did any of them get beaten with clubs or other weapons? Did anyone go to the hospital, or get killed? Did one drop of pure white blood get shed? Did any of them even lose their kid’s costume riot shields?

The “crowd” of less than a dozen people exposed them for the posers and cowards that they are.

Silly sentiment.