But he didn’t get the cheap Hummer he was promised when all the old vehicles went up for sale. Biden ruined his life!!

Make sure the tires are pumped up or the engine will run poorly.

I had to double-check, I thought it was a Jalopik article lol

My favourite is to get a 1 gallon mason jar, and a bunch of cheap vegis at the grocery. Broccoli, cucumber, cherry tomatoes, celery, red onion, whatever really, and make up a Greek dressing. Toss all the vegetables in the jar, and it’ll keep for weeks. Add feta, olives, or whatever you like. Fresh croutons are good…

No, that Tennis player was just a chode. If he exercised more and focused on the proper muscles, he never would have tripped.

Bought it, and it’s bad enough I’m waiting for the cracked copy to play it.

Zelda games are really just Pac-Man remakes in disguise. All the enemies kill you until you collect the power ups that let you kill (eat) them.

I’ll take my front-wheel drive Saturn Astra over any pickup in snowy/icy conditions. With studded tires and traction control off, I’ve gone through snow drifts that were washing up on my windshield.

Is it IRC in the 90's sense? I remember pirating VHS rips of anime from IRC users. Trading collections and stuff. Good times.

Good on you, mate. Glad there’s some integrity still at Kotaku.

Sea of Thieves included! FFS, I play with a controller on PC but can’t compete.

He’s hanging out with Elvis and Michael on their home planet, snacking on peanut butter and space banana sandwiches.

How do people usually load them?

If you bounce on my balls 4 times, you’ll break orbit. I’m the solution to the space race.

Your mental fortitude and IQ is astounding. I can’t formulate a rebuttal. You’re just too clever for me.

Jesus, I was hoping for something like that, but I was always getting my hopes up.

Oh, you’re a salty boy.

Didn’t read the article, I wanted to take a shot at guessing what they said.

I was offered a property with a 90-year-old farm house, 2 acres, in a town of 900 people, for $35k when it was appraised for $125,000, and I couldn’t get a mortgage because my monthly income is under $3000/month

If Biden announced a $20k tax incentive for electric vehicles tomorrow and 90% of the USA went out to buy a new electric car, they wouldn’t have cars to buy. Guess why? It takes time to convert the fleet to electric, and during that it all still runs on gas.