... and if you cook asparagus like broccoli, it tastes more like prunes than rhubarb does.

I'm an adoptive parent and a Christian, and unfortunately, this kind of thing can easily happen when those two come together. I have come to know quite a few families in the adoption community that adopted because of reading James 1:27 ("Religion that God our Father accepts as pure and faultless is this: to look…

girth for the win!

Rock on, sister! I'm going to be 50 next year; I'm letting my silver hair shine, I shop in the Junior section at Target, and I don't care what anyone thinks. *high five*

There is old and there is old. Cher may have some years on her, but she will never be "old" in any sense of the word, except chronological.

Oh, I know how to make the bed. I just can't figure out why I would actually do it unless there's company coming over.

I don't have the answer, but I always assumed that whatever it is, it is akin to the Temple Grandin hugging machine.

hahahaha i love this. i fucking love cats. they're so stupid and amazing and hilarious.

The golden rule has a pretty important update:

We will sit on the front porch of the general store, sipping our lemonade with mint leaves, rocking gently in the jasmine-scented breeze, as our great-grandchildren gather 'round our feet and beg to hear again the great epic, The Asseid.

Where do we do that ? I'm good will hunting.

Wouldn't be the first movie featuring Chris Messina's dick. 28 Hotel Rooms has lots of naked Messina.

I'm pretty sure he's made a 'lucky guy' joke about a teacher who slept with her young male student in the last year. Sexism cuts both ways, of course! But he'll really break it out next time he feels the need to criticize a GOP woman, that's usually when you have to start groaning.

The Lemon Cake Male Objectification Experiment, a/k/a The Male Glaze.

Had a similar situation (years ago) in one of the first days of my 1001 level university Spanish class (mostly Engineers and Math folks who had never taken it in high school, otherwise they would have clepped out).

I still giggle when I hear people say PEN-nay. I know that's how most Amercan's say it... but they don't know they are saying the Italian word for penis.

You misspelled sects, as in religious.

And I quote from Maisie Williams's twitter this morning: