I would actually pay cash money to hire The Beebz to stand over my bed if he sported tattoos of Mr. Hamm's and Mr. Jesse Williams' eyes on his forearms. Panting.....

When is your next sermon, ma'am? I will be there. Church of Common Sense and Empathy, right? Love it!

"...to deal with these dick-tators."

....and that Terrible Successor will know fear. He or She will not have an instant of rest or enjoyment with their power (which is minimal and Queen-of-England-esque anyway - the real power going to the Lt. Gov.). After the last month here in the Lone Star, the Terrible Ones are afraid of the "spark"...the next tenure…

But our long State nightmare might finally be over - after his term finishes and after the TOTALLY SHAMING race for the 2016 Presidency. I can keep my cringe-posture up for another 4 years and then I am booking a Texas-sized massage/spa package.

This kind of talk from a straight white male makes me moist in so many places....not enough tissues for all the moistness!

Can we send a copy to the woman who directed Robin Thicke's latest? For eye contact clarification? For power position and satire? For anything?

Full disclosure I was born in Tyler, the town Gohmert lives in. Grew up there and could not get out fast enough. Beautiful part of Texas but ugly on the inside. I would like to ask him about this "don't-need-sex-ed-because-it-destroys-innocence-and-play" stance of his. He seems to think knowledge about biology and…

The Mexican, starring two biggest-in-the-world "stars," both of whom failed to electrify the story the way James Gandolfini does with his portrayal of a man doing bad things for good reasons. Worth a visit on Netflix to see him do what he was good at....

is it just me or does Halle look like she is attempting to take nibbles and ice-cream licks off of her lover's face? She is in the perfect space to be carnivorous with him which must be something she has to restrain herself from in public. woof!

"I love you marshmallow. Sleep tight until I come back for you. Oh, you will feel lonely by yourself, have a sleepover! Here is another marshmallow for company until I return to nomnom you both....."

Hello, Patrick Dempsey! The younger Slattery and the younger John McCain (in his dress uniform) are my fantasy sandwich from yesteryear.....there is a use for obstructionist republican senators from AZ, I swear!

How long did the photographer wait to capture this image? wow!

what a succinct way to say this. I am copying your post verbatim for my FB page. Thank you!

Mr. Newman has got a little Tom Hardy going on. Now I know why my mother raised me with the delusion that Paul was her secret lover all those years.

I have been waiting for more than a year to snort a liquid onto a piece of expensive office equipment. It's finally happened! I'm flowering and mature and covered in coffee snot! Oh, god, number 6! Number 6, yes! Yes!

I enjoyed how the lemur really began to experience the biofeedback benefits as her clenched left fist slowly relaxed into a resting position on her leg....deer gonna getcha!

CPS or your State's department of family and children services will hand you the child or sibling group of your dreams for the cost of a few inspections and some medical affirmations (TB skin test, sign-off from your physician). Even the court fees are typically paid for and sometimes your kids qualify for ongoing…

Call him on his process, not the content of what he is doing. E.g., "I am discussing my feelings and the change I'd like to see. You are diverting the focus onto yourself. Can you tolerate my discussion and participate with me or do you need space to prepare yourself?"

yes! my male kitty loves him some wet-headed woman action! he leaps onto my shoulders as I exit my shower and makes furious chin and forehead kitty love to my wet hair. it is tense and kinky all at the same time!