Leslie Jones is a national treasure.
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They’d check how much of it was bound to her receptors, screen her for known mutations in those same receptors, weigh the hoarseness of her voice, rate the development of her pubic hair and breasts, evaluate her muscles, size her labia, palpate her vagina, and measure her anogenital distance. In other words, they’d…
Congratulations! I am pregnant with my second! Welcome to the phase of your life when you will always click on articles that you know you shouldn’t! What is this horrible compulsion?!?!
Currently snorting my birth control off of the back of a bar toilet while googling clinics that perform hysterectomies on otherwise healthy 30-year-olds.
The “it’s just jealousy” part irks me.
Sometimes I am sad I am single. Then there are other times where I realize I can go on vacation and nobody will call in bomb scares about me out of jealousy, and I feel free as a bird and it's glorious.
Lol “keep writing, I don’t mean to discourage you, I think you’ll get there”
Why are all our national treasures Canadian(Bee) or British (Oliver) lately?
samantha bee is a damn national treasure, for two nations, and she can pinch her d**k between my legs any time she chooses.
It took me a moment to realize that ‘white’ referred to the background. I was just sitting there looking at the image wondering if I was missing some terrible racial subtext.
Actually, the stock image name is far more entertaining:
The strangest instance of this I ever saw: Dr. 90210 (don’t judge me—it was sometimes really good) was doing top surgery for a trans woman. The show showed everything— nipples, blood, everything! Then the doctor inserted the little saline (or whatever) bags, and suddenly the nipples were blurred.
I’m not dignifying this shit anymore, what is there left to do? It is clear we are divided and that the other side has no interest in disavowing their nominee. Therefore, I am hijacking this post. I ate a footlong and bag of chips two hours ago and I’m still hungry. I want nachos and hot dogs. Also, I’m not motivated…
Kitchenette dying was the saddest thing. And I say that as a white middle-aged motorcycle enthusiast who cooks like twice a year.
This is excellent. I kind of want to do something similar to this- a “birth” announcement upon completion/acceptance of my thesis. It’s my baby, dammit. I’ll obnoxiously post photos of me cradling and staring down at the hardcover bound book, listing all the details like, “she’s a solid 1.5 lbs, 8.5 x 11 inches, with…
Every time I start to hate my job, I remember how depressed I was when I was unemployed for months. Not sure if this is a healthy attitude, but it at least it gets me through the day without a xanex.
This has caused a very personal crisis for me, as both of my (divorced, independent-of-each-other) parents are apparently Trump supporters. I ... don’t understand and am seriously depressed by it (not being glib, it’s causing anxiety/depression because I have no idea how I can even be in the same room as my parents…
We are basically at the mercy of the skill and ability of the United States Secret Service. I hope they are up to the task.
This is too much. This has really, really gone too far.