AND that tiny person being half you, half your deceased spouse. I’m sure his daughter is both an extreme comfort and a tiny heartbreak all wrapped up in one.
AND that tiny person being half you, half your deceased spouse. I’m sure his daughter is both an extreme comfort and a tiny heartbreak all wrapped up in one.
Fred was really good at driving that car. I think you’re being kinda rude to Fred.
In fairness, most of them actually have a train of thought to start with, though, and aren't just free associating words until they run out of breath.
In Oswalt’s case I think having a child helps him. Grief and depression have probably flooded Patton’s head with thoughts of putting himself out of his misery, but he’s got to stick around to care for Alice. Not only does his daughter need her remaining parent, taking care of her is a good distraction from the…
Aside from everything else that’s wrong with this, this is why nobody should enter politics at the level of a presidential campaign. Anybody who’s served even half a term on Podunk City Council knows how to tactfully ignore a baby crying during their stump speech without losing their train of thought.
“I mean, I won’t do anything to take care of them. I’ll supply funds and she’ll take care of the kids. It’s not like I’m gonna be walking the kids down Central Park,” Trump said in a 2005 interview with Howard Stern. “Marla used to say, ‘I can’t believe you’re not walking Tiffany down the street,’ you know in a…
And I’m going to start telling jokes again soon. And writing. And acting in stuff and making things I like and working with friends on projects and do all the stuff I was always so privileged to get to do before the air caught fire around me and the sun died.
Where do I sign up to have Joe Biden officiate my wedding?
Christine Lepera, you are trash.
This was in response to the Orlando shooting. The mayor was worried about the cost of added protection for the LGBTQ community, especially in the Oak Lawn area where he said dozens of assualts still remain unsolved. So Mark Cuban texted him of his own volition.
The Satanic Temple is my most fave religious troll org. They’re actually getting done what the Pastafarians haven’t accomplished. A collander on your head in your driver’s license photo is cool and all, but it just doesn’t have the same cache as acting to erect a glorious bronze Baphomet on the Oklahoma state house…
I love happy endings!
I used to get dragged to an after school Bible club at my middle school and the entire focus of the group was on training how to witness Christ to complete strangers at designated spots like Wal-Mart and the local flea market on weekends. The teacher who ran it never asked everyone’s name or even if they were…
CEF also does something called “Backyard Clubs,” (or something similar - it’s been a long time) which is essentially the Good News Club curriculum repackaged for summertime gatherings in neighborhoods. For two years, I went to camp to receive indoctrination and training on the curriculum, and then taught clubs…
Regardless of their private matters, he clearly loves it when she is praised. You can’t fake that.
Tonight’s a much more low key night, anchored around people Clinton has personally met and helped, plus some of her more ardent supporters like Sherrod Brown, Xavier Beccerra, Barbara Mikulski, Tammy Duckworth, etc.
The sheer joy on Bill’s face when Obama was talking about her was priceless. Say what you will about their marriage, but I really do think they love each other. It’s not Michelle/Barack love. It’s more like... the love your grandparents have after 50 years of marriage and all they do is yell at each other all day…
My favorite part: Obama mentions Trump, crowd immediately boos.
The protesters interrupting speakers really pissed me off. Especially during the non-politicians’ speeches as it seemed to phase some of them more than others so I was really happy to not see as much of that last night.
Oh, so, like, actual Mom night.