This saddens me. Now there is literally no way he’ll see the inside of a jail cell.

The primary difference here being that Patrick and Obama both had the same person writing their speeches.

the cognitive dissonance is astounding. I tuned in to a half hour of the rnc last night and as a Canadian just sat slack-jawed at what I was watching. Shameful.

It’s always funny to me that Clinton is considered dishonest but Trump has said so many things that turn out to be not true or false. Hm.

I am going to mis her, her husband, and their beautiful family so very, very much come January. We have been so fortunate to have them these past eight years.

You have no idea how worried I was that I would be too slow to grab that low hanging fruit. It was like my own personal "first" moment

This is not her native language, she’s not used to public speaking, and it was broadcast internationally. Give her a break.

I heard this while I was making a salad and I dropped the fucking knife.

I’m laughing at how shameless it is. White people sure do love stealing from Black people, huh?

She also Rick Rolled the audience:

I always wanted to wear bodysuits but was too self-conscious about my belly but I’m 35 and all out of fucks so I bought one recently. It was still super uncomfortable and I hated every minute of it but whatever, I did it!

ARE YOU ME?

She is my 9 year old’s hero after Ghostbusters. When I told her about the dress issue, my daughter responded “The designers don’t have imagination. Patty (Leslie) is too awesome for their boring clothes.”

Oh man, this has been a MONDAY! I can’t get anything right on the first try today. Obviously Presidential Candidate.

As a Clevelander who is hiding under the bed all week, god speed to you and thank you for attending the madness in our stead.

You know all those people who were pissed when the “What’s Your Excuse?” mom was getting a ton of negative feedback for her bullshit?

I wouldn’t wish that on those women.

What do you do, where you type “hymen” more than “human”?

It’s weird how people think that because it was supposed to be a private exchange, that makes it ok? No, you’re a piece of shit garbage human whether you meant it to be private or not.