I will put Fart and Smunny as my name on all of my papers.

Vanessa Paradis is cackling most delightedly in her French mansion with a glass of the good stuff and the pool boy.

And even if he did choose a floundering neighborhood, it would become a gentrification nightmare. Many of the people who currently live there would be forced to move because they wouldn’t be able to afford it anymore.

I get the feeling that Obama could run into a burning building and singlehandedly rescue an entire Lamaze class full of women and fetuses, plus a basket full of adorable puppies, and certain people would still find something to criticize about it.

Your comment reminded me of my dad. Yesterday, he went to talk to the 8th graders about Vietnam because he fought three tours there. They were learning about it in class. He was telling them about the pins on his hat and what they meant. He has a ranger pin because he went to Ranger school. He started to tell them…

I’ll be honest, the headline is the most intriguing part of this story for me. Everything else is completely expected and unsurprising.

I mean come on, we’re in an election year where people with a straight face argue they won’t ever vote for one candidate because ‘she’s been corrupted by the Wall St richy-rich people’…

Lol when will men realize that I don’t want to be cherished or taken care of? I just want fucking control of my own uterus, for sexual assault victims to be believed, and for my wages to not be lower because I have a vagina.

And they stay bangable. Otherwise, they're useless.

Former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton’s campaign, meanwhile, is roughly 10 times the size of Trump’s, but has a near-even ratio of male to female staffers. Fifty-one percent of the 731 staffers on the Clinton campaign payroll are women — the same sex ratio of the United States population.

This seems reasonable. If Trump wants to cherish and protect women, a good first step is keeping them far away from him and his campaign staff.

My grandma was also in the WAVES. She is still alive and kicking, but in her honor, I shall be visiting all the local cemeteries on memorial day and doing this. Thank you for the idea.

Arlington should have been open to them from the Revolutionary War. After all, we had women manning artillery during that war, and that’s back when the only time artillery was self-propelled was if you pushed it down a hill!

My grandmother was a Navy WAVE during WWII. She spent every Memorial Day putting flags on the gravestones of other WAVES in the area because other veteran organizations sometimes “forgot.”

When will she release the emails about her killing Vince Foster to cover-up the Juanita Broaddrick rape, which was payback for Broaddrick threatening to go public about the CIA’s use of chemtrails laced with alien DNA to kill JFK, who knew that it is physically impossible for man to walk on the moon?

Honestly I didn’t vote for her in the primary but all of the overtly sexist attacks make me want her to be President just as a big ole fuck you to the GOP.

Wake me up in December.

Seriously....my heart rate just went up thinking about what is gonna happen here. I do hope some lucid heads with actual knowledge check in and give us some more context to take this info with.

“Even when I worked in PC World I would sometimes walk up to people and nip at their shirt. I got in trouble once; someone walked into the PC repair centre and I had part of their dad’s computer in my mouth. But the other staff knew I was like that to everyone. They didn’t find it weird.”

It was fantastic. He did such a good job explaining that yes the primaries are bullshit and have such stupid rules and don’t make much sense, but that doesn’t mean they were rigged. And if you actually give a shit, then give a shit. Not just now. But when we aren’t in the middle of a damn primary.

This reminds me of the piece John Oliver did on Sunday about presidential primaries...DID WE TALK ABOUT THAT ON HERE? I can’t remember. Anyway, IT WAS SO GOOD. I fucking love John Oliver.