Another tragic example of what happens when you attempt to drunk Uber instead of drive.

He’s a white dude.. The correct SJW response is to put Colleen Wing in the driver’s seat..

This tired, false narrative about Iron Fist being unpopular needs to be given a rest. If we look at actual viewer response, Iron Fist was MORE POPULAR than either Luke Cage or Jessica Jones:

Yeah, I enjoyed Iron Fist season 1. Sounded like people expected it to be like Daredevil on crack with fight scenes every five minutes. I enjoyed the drama. I’m looking forward to season 2. 

first season of Iron Fist was met with an almost universally negative response

The only 28 year olds I'm buying are either hourly or sportier or both

And not do any of the three lame dunks that he did in this video.

somewhere between 0-16 months

One of these days I’m going to make a google plugin that automatically reroutes Deadspin.com to some other sports website. I’m just hate reading at this point. Like I get the point insane snark is the point, but god, calling a guy a shit head just because is irksome.

When does VTEC kick in?

Its called Momentum....and Curry not being 100% then Bogut gets hurt in game 6...all of a sudden all the pressure is on them in game 7...

Why would you publish this???? He’s not a famous person and he’s clearly suffering from some sort of mental illness

If it was a steamy demon then might not.

Social media is one of those ideas that sounds fine on paper, and then you realize most people are assholes.

The saddest part is that he will be able to recall each of these moments perfectly for the rest of his life. Meanwhile J.R. Smith can’t remember the score for more than three seconds.

Except, of course, for the fact that the correct call wasn’t made on the floor.

I thought bumper stocks were banned.

I am not sure about Bryan Colangelo’s last two phone digits. However, I can confirm that Jenny Colangelo’s digits are *****09. Unless she changed it, which I begged her not to.

"where Rob Schneider couldn’t"
Big Stan has a higher rating on imdb than Get Hard does.