I rolled my eyes right out of my head when I saw Kylie’s ring. She knew exactly what she was doing, she knew what people would ask. Very much for attention.

The surgeon did a good job of making her look like post-surgery Kim. Probably the same guy.

I loved Left Shark. I am also not a great dancer, but I think what was so hilarious about it was that it was such a lo-fi moment in the middle of an INCREDIBLY expensive, coordinated, ultra-planned performance. Like, this is the Superbowl, the most expensive couple of hours of television of the year. They managed to…

She was pretty before. But yeah, I agree, stop lying. We can SEE that the whole face is different!

am i the only one who’s never heard of the elf on the shelf until now?

That’s what happened to me. I bought it on clearance at target last year after Christmas for like $12 (instead of the ridic $40 it usually goes for) and my kids have been bananas about it this year.

My sister: I’m thinking of getting Elf on the Shelf for the kids, what do you think?

Well, I don’t know anything about this elf thing, but I love that the little girl thought to call the police when she (thought she) was in trouble and I love that the cops checked up on her just in case something really was wrong.

My friend’s 15 year old kid smoked a joint of her good stuff when she was away, and got so high he called 911 on himself. The police were crying with laughter when they showed up. He didn’t get in any trouble; they thought it was adorable.

I will take this opportunity to tell ya’ll that Patti Stanger has her own wine. You’re welcome and Happy early Christmas!

LOL @ Gigi Hadid, as if being half-Palestinian is the same thing as being Indian! wut

“The other bad girls — bad women — the ones who like to be naughty, might go out and play and get hurt, and then, you know ...”

Stacey Dash is a horrible human who has nothing but scorn and contempt for other women who don’t live up to her arbitrary standards.

Yeah, I think we can put our minds together and replace pageants for other competitions that create opportunities for education. They shouldn’t be rationalized solely on that premise. You wouldn’t justify a pageant celebrating the perfect shade of brown on Africans because of the prize. Let’s stop doing it with women.…

It should matter less because we’re just a few years shy of 2020 and some women think that competing for absolutely nothing else but who is groomed the best, looks best on a stage in a garment made for swimming, and Hair is still a good thing. It’s not. It’s fucking stupid and not the best message to send to young…

Want to mention that Camille is Catholic and was once considered the most beautiful and most desired African American Catholic girl in all of Maryland. That’s her background, and I cannot imagine what must being going through her brain.

I thought the sad face was because someone had vandalized her car with stickers.

It’s just you. You’re in an ABC family christmas movie in which you’ve switched lives with someone who only speaks Spanish (because you were rude to a Spanish speaker this morning when you passed them in the parking lot and said something moderately bad about immigrants). So now you only speak Spanish and you're going…

Ricky Gervais is a prick but he's not wrong.

She’s from the old school method of consent. The belief is that a little consent (drinking alcohol in the presence of a man, wearing too little clothing, going into the territory of a man alone) is the same thing as consenting to EVERYTHING.