“Money doesn’t buy happiness, but it buys just about everything that make happiness possible.”

Because Kelly lied to get his visa revoked, thinking he would just disappear and she could keep the kids.

I mean. Are they pretending Lindsay didn't have substance abuse issues?

i had the same thought when i saw them up close... they look cheap and poorly-measured to me. I’d like them to be more stiff and structured or even metal.

These cutouts and random black horizontal pieces bring an A dress down to a B :(

Mellody Hobson is the Chairman of the Board at Dreamworks Animation, but her “day job” is as President of Ariel Investments in Chicago. She is an all-time boss, and a hugely important and rare minority female in finance. She also happens to be married to George Lucas.

Ex Machina and Mad Max were both my favorites this year, but I liked EM more than the latter. Using an AI story to depict gender dynamics was just brilliant. I loved the subtlety of it. If you weren’t thinking in that context you just would not get it (like my husband and guy friends).

“SnapTest was lying on her bed, her grey sweats covered in dog hair. As she browsed the internet, she farted loudly.”

THANK you. I needed that. But seriously, get out.

But they were all wearing ballet flats so, while rude, it was also hauntingly elegant.

I thought that movie was excellent. I love scripts that deliberately limit themselves. In that case: what can we accomplish with three actors and one (admittedly elaborate) set? Quite a lot!

she was really good in EX Machina

But how long did it take you to write this rant?

You must be really fun at parties.

I don’t give a shit how you parent, but I can guarantee that loads of your facebook friends have blocked you so they don’t have to see your dumb elf on a shelf photos.

Here’s my personal favorite

You need weirder friends. My feed this time of year includes pictures of that elf either doing bad things or having bad things down to it. Here is one of my favorites.

He sees everything.... and records it.

I almost ruined it for the kids I babysit last year because I had no idea what it was and what you’re supposed to do with it (or not do with it). I touched it and the kids freaked the fuck out and accused me if killing his magic or some shit. Then I had to bullshit some story on the spot about how the elf can get his…

In defense of Aziz's performance in Brooklyn (though I didn't see it): Aziz is notorious for "testing" his new bits in front a smaller audience to polish his act until it's ready for larger crowds. A surprise stand up set sounds like something he set up to test new material. Maybe that whole street harassment bit…