I’ve been wondering if I should watch this!

I can fuck with Oreos but they’ve never been my favorite. There are way better cookies out there. That being said, if we had any in the house I’d prob eat them. I’m currently brewing some tea (dried orange peels, cinnamon, loose leaf chamomile, fresh ginger), listening to Maddow’s take on the Roger Stone arrest and…

Are you me? Lol. I exercised exactly zero times this week, had way too mahy cocktails and decided fatty food so were the only way to go. Like you, my only saving grace was I kept up my water intake. Starting again tomorrow as well! 

I’m browsing through SNS this morning and had to Star this even though I’m late. Going thru some friendship woes and needed this advice. Thank you wise one. 

I learned how to make fettucini alfredo and also how to order a ridiculous amount of make your own stuffed animal kits and nev.r complete a single one. My mom was pissed as fuck when she got the credit card bill.

holyyyyy shit! I forgot this ever existed. I use to devour these stories. How in the hell did I forget about these? Maybe cuz I turned 18?

Jesus, that was ours too. Circa 2002...

Hmm..could be true although back when I was active duty military one of our pregnant Marines was murdered by a jilted lover. He was aided and abetted by a fellow Marine. They knocked on her apartment door, shot her roommate through the mouth when he answered and shot her in the back when she tried to flee. They were…

Me too. I wouldn’t be surprised if the intended victim was the pregnant woman.

The brother isn’t as hot thou. Apparently the hotness level has a direct correlation to time spent in prison.

Why not both? Simultaneously.

I hate it when women blame the other woman. She wasn’t married to you! It’s shitty but he’s the one who promised you he’d be faithful. At least she’s divorcing him thou instead of just blaming the other woman and staying with his lame ass.

Charges pending for “breaking” his wife’s heart and “entering” Chloe Greens’ .......? Seriously thou, I’ve been expecting this ever since he blew up. Like Chris Rock said, “A man is only as faithful as his options”.

Where do I sign up?!

Disregard part about wasted wine in my post. Somehow got my Kinja wires crossed and responded to both SNS and the Delta crazy passenger story in the same post.

Benefit Moonbeam has been a go-to way before the current shimmer phase. A tiny amount goes a long way.

Milani is bomb. They have an orange red lipstick , Matte Passion, that transforms my face. After much wasted effort trying to find a red that worked with my warm yellow skin tone, I discovered that oranges work way better for me.

I assume it has deep, full notes of desperation? Because that’s how I feel when I think about how I can’t afford the badly needed dental care before my damaged molar falls out. I do think the effect scents have on our psyches/emotions and how they are created is very interesting.

Here, take as many hits as you need from my pen. Weed has truly been a sanity saver in these dark times.