Oh come on.

I like the owner of this particular car. Whoever it is wanted to put M stripes on it, but knew they’d be mocked unless they were the most hidden M stripes imaginable, so they stuck them right in prime rock-chip, careless-driver-scuff territory on the front fascia. I almost didn’t notice them at first. They’re either…

I look forward to endless cynical jokes in the vein of “that’s not a coupe”

Does this count?

Holy crap! Is that what Michigan looks like? Thats the bleakest background I’ve ever seen, I think I need a zac.....

I started getting into accidents when I turned legal drinking age, but I learned my lesson quickly.

That is not a good Comment Of The Day, what are you thinking Ralph?

And now the “Sporty Car Hoedown”, with Ryan, Colin, and Wayne. Hit it, Laura!

My neighbor bought a new car,
he was telling me all about.
He says it’s the best thing going,
Of that there is no doubt!
He says it’s really sporty,
but I don’t think I’m capricious
to be a bit irritated
when I find out it’s a Prius.

She used to drive F1. She’s quite heavily involved in motorsports on her own, tyvm, without needing help from her little man at home.

So now David Tracy has to rifle through his car’s electrical system to break the last working system on the jeep. Sounds about right.

I’m only kidding ...

Perhaps they learned a thing or two. I have very little compassion for people who can’t tell fact from fiction. And yeah, stealing is bad.

Stealing from a church is okay I’m my book. From other racers is shitty.

“Basically, the system allows more airflow into the engine which increases the supercharger RPM, but it doesn’t overwhelm the brakes with excessive torque.”

This couldn’t be more of a paid advertisement if you guys tried.

1. Piston Billock: the intermediate stage for forged pistons, between raw blank and machined part. The billock is what gets sent for heat treating.
   

the engine will only last 31,000 miles.

Couldn’t we have something a little less spectacular to start out our Saturday mornings? I’m sitting here on the couch, and after 2 hours of non-movement this article really makes me look bad. Couldn’t you have found an article about a guy who almost didn’t get butter stain on his sweatshirt to make us all feel like…

I had a hunch. Poe’s law strikes again.