Good ol’ Skankakee.

Thanks! I’m not an oppo author because mainly because when I’m not really busy I’m really really lazy. I should change that.

Well, they’re fast as shit, so there’s that.

It was ham, jalapeno, and pineapple. And it was fantastic.

Round 2, because that’s what you can do when you’re mostly naked and possibly covered in pizza at a shitty motel in Bumfuck, WA.

I’ve never driven an E60 M5 but everything you said is true.

I’m watching a movie right now, so I’m also a fucking expert on movies.

I’m in Bumfuck, WA, eating pizza in bed at a crappy motel in preparation for tomorrow morning’s M Track Day so I’m a goddamn expert on this.

I want to see Yates doping.

For the fuck all of a time when Dougie was talking about the reverse lockout I couldn’t figure out why the video had glitched and thrown a huge white piece in there. Then I realized it was a door. Because sometimes I’m stupid.

Mandatory death sentences for drug trafficking goes way too far, but caning people for spitting gum on the streets should be a global thing.

I’ve heard from police (in two separate verified reddit AMAs that I’m not going to search for) that they’re required to be able to estimate a vehicle’s speed within a certain percentage and are tested on it. How much of that is bullshit, I have no idea. The reasoning is probable cause, or justifiability of a stop, and…

In that smashed up configuration the MR2 kinda looks like a cartoon version of a 930 slantnose.

My day is worse for having listened to that.

That was poorly worded. The pre-LCI E90 and the E63 have ugly kidneys with the solid bits on the top. The 6er has a droopy face.

The E63's droopy face, and its awful kidney design (like the pre-LCI E90) beg to differ

Erik Goplen was the head on the E46 design, but Bangle was on that team, no? When Bangle got full control we saw stupid ass-ed E63/4/5s, even if the LCI E60 isn’t horrible. Dude wasn’t stupid and his design cues have shown up everywhere. His later tenure at BMW doesn’t reflect his best work, but his influence…

pedal float/light-strong-cheap: pick two/lateral stiffness/vertical compliance/madone/fred/check out my carbon seatpost/strava/you riding the crit?/chammois cream/power meter/what’s your VO2 max?/ultegra? dura ace, dude/disc brakes/dude, crits?/pssht. tubes?

This would have been perfect for Mario Cipollini.

good/no sympathy/they should abide by the same rules/spandex nerds/fucking hippies/get a car/I drive a car AND ride a bike so I can post a shit comment/I never drive over the speed limit or roll through a stop so fuck people that I could easily kill/another stupid lycra comment