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How’s life in the greys?

The ol’ Swedish nutfucker strikes again.

The willful ignorance is strong with this one.

Part of the Porsche allure is that they all look the same. Sure, there are wing is a giveaway, but headlights? Unless there’s a 996 involved the headlights aren’t an immediate tell.

Good news. I think I have my weekend planned (though the Spousinator might disagree).

A few years back I bought the wec lemans app but it was in-car feeds only. Has that changed?

Thanks. The qualifying seems about like I’d imagined.

A fella named Randy Dewayne that can’t drive a stick is an affront to all us rednecks everwhere.

Can someone ELI5 how qualifying works at LeMans? How do the different drivers factor into starting positions? Do they each take a turn both day and night?

still too soon

By “physics defying” do you mean “totally obeys the laws of physics and thank god that’s the case because if the rider defied the laws of physics he’d be dead”?

Neither did the world economy but that’s a decade ago so why are we talking about it now?

Williams?

A billion per mile? Look, sometimes I also like to make up ridiculously exaggerated numbers on the internet but this is bullshit.

I can’t figure out if he’s 22 and an asshole or 54 and going through a bitter divorce.

Millions and millions of megatons? Might want to dial back a few orders of magnitude, champ. He’s not trying to displace half the mass of the earth.

On your car blog, no less.

Wanna know what I love about this? Your ‘92 XJ

They could have at least have kept the signature Aston grille. If BMW can put kidneys on the V12 LMR then AM/RB can put some horizontal slats on that frowny face guppy mouth.