This shit again? This is just like the days when a good chunk of the Jalopnik posts were blurbs linking to Road & Track. Embed the video on your own site or don’t mention it. I’m not clicking through to see the content described in the headline.

Looks like Santiago showed up having never heard this song before. “Don’t worry, Joe. You’ll figure it out. Just do some of that weird shit you usually do but this time play it way out of time.”

Do y’all remember the last Jurassic Park movie? They took all the cool parts of all the other dinosaurs and combined them to make a beast that became a nightmare, a plague on humanity.

Entry level luxury has to be Japanese. If you’re shopping entry level (new) luxury cars you’re tight on cash. Going with a German means higher maintenance costs down the road (assuming purchase, not lease). Would you rather have a gussied up Toyota, lipstick on a Honda, or an airbrushed Nissan? Me, I’d go for Infiniti.

Nice price, if only because I've rebuilt the gearbox on a 900 before.

FWIW we roadies can’t stand the Critical Mass idiots either.

Oh man, I love that documentary.

I'll hate on the M4 for a good while longer. A) it's an M3 Coupe. B) the M3 has way better rear fenders. C) see the above two reasons.

No need to use “from” when you use “whence.” Also, how else would they get that great M3 Coupe shot without going down that alley?

Intake problems? You just drive in reverse. Duh.

Watching the Hamberg drama in Austria was awesome. Two little princesses, one screaming “I’m not touching you!!!!” and the other “MOOMMM, he’s not sharing the road with meeeee!!!”

“The race result was unaffected and Rosberg kept his second-place finish”

Why not an S62

Ha! I can’t bitch. I moved to Seattle from Chicago so I’m as transplant as they come. The natives here get real salty if you’re not a born-and-bred mossback. God help you if you work for Amazon (I don’t).

Why? You have to replace all of you people who are moving here to Washington.

Say it with me here, bub. Was the E39 M5 a car? Yes it was. Is it still in production? No it’s not. Look at the stars to see who’s right. Have a great night, BearBe-er.

The feeling’s mutual, tiger.

The supra is dead. By your logic the XJ wouldn't count because they still make something called a Cherokee.

Can you walk into a dealership and buy a new E39?

Nah, you’re not. This challenge was about a car that was no longer in production. The E39 M5 is a car that’s no longer in production. Is M5 an idea, a philosophy, a warm feeling in the hot tub? No. Each of the generations are cars, and all but the F10 are out of production.