Yeah, it’s a slappable word, but whatever. They’re Seattle hippy folks who collect rainwater and grow their own food. Nice folks, but weird.

This reminds me of my neighbors. They’re kayaktivists (their word, not mine). They’re the people who organized the protest in the Puget Sound last year to keep the Shell platform out. Incidently that was one year ago today, I think.

Clipped wheels? Looked like he over braked and locked up the front.

Stop with the gifs. Someone make that into a gif. STOP WITH THE FUCKNIG GIFS.

I hate it when I see people ragdoll on the road. Fuck that driver.

Which is the bigger meme, Subaru vaping or Mustang crashing?

Huh. I guess it’s also fairly expensive for its size. Also I’d say it was meth. Eastern Europeans in the PNW suburbs with counterfeiting plates. Oh yeah, I left that part out of the random crap they had in the car. I probably should have put that in the original post.

It works by typing out long comments before having coffee. E39.

goddammit. E39.

I took my E36 540i to my indy for a gearbox oil change. That afternoon I got a call from them saying that the work was complete, but I opted to pick it up in the morning. Opening time the next morning, I get a phone call. Someone broke into the shop and stole two cars. One of them was mine. I live in a city where…

It doesn't even have sport seats. Garbage.

I also thought of Drew Carey from the Price is Right era because that’s what he looks like. I remember most of Carey from The Drew Carey show. Now someone’s going to show up and say, “I remember Drew Carey from his appearance in Coneheads” and someone else is going to be even older and we’re all old and there will…

Like the M235i? It’s a 235 with M body parts and upgraded suspension, so not a true ///M car. The true Ms are just the M with one number, M2, M3, M4, M5, M6. I’m not sure where the X6M falls in the lineup.

I have no idea and can’t help you. Sorry. I know it’s not a one off. I’ve seen pics of 930s I think. It’s Ruby Stone Red.

Get off muh lawn!

>loved as a kid

I’ve been a cook-then-now-chef my entire career. When the eggplant, taco, and peach emojis came out I got really excited and had no idea that people used them for sexy time texting. Is 32 officially old?

Fuscia Geo Metros went out in the ‘90s. Fuscia 991s are alive and well and fabulous.

What BMW? The only thing I could see that color working on would be a drift ready sticker-clad E36 M3 or a (getting ready for it, donning flame suit) a 3.0 restomod with an LS3 or maybe an S85 for the lulz.

If you're driving a GT3 it had better be as far from subtle as possible. Or white with red stripes.