I thought it was canon that he was the Zeppo? There was a whole episode about it!

There already was a Sexy Teen Drama Shaggy; his name was Xander.

Its no Private Idaho.

If not here... you could be living in “Your Own Private Idaho!”

The single best training montage is, of course, from 1999's Mystery Men.

The Cruel Tutelage of Pai Mei from Kill Bill is a solid pick as well. Accomplishes everything a montage is supposed to, while also being a bit tongue in cheek.

Ann, that noble, poetic land-mermaid 

I mean yes, but everyone knows the actual greatest sitcom couple even on Parks and Rec is Leslie and Ann.

This is entirely wrong because the correct answer is clearly Schitt’s Creek‘s David and Patrick

It’s odd that Greg Daniels gets credit for Parks and Rec, but no mention of Michael Schur - especially since Eleanor and Chidi from Schur’s The Good Place blow bland ol’ Jim and Pam out of the water, awesome-couple-wise.

I love Ben & Leslie, but to me the greatest sitcom couple ever is Virginia and Burt on Raising Hope (Martha Plimpton and Garrett Dillahunt)

Poehler and Scott had great chemistry.

I see you and raise you a Rob and Laura Petrie.

Whaaa?

Since X often is pronounced with a sh sound, you should call them Shits.

“Look to the Pop-Tart Elaine. Look to the Pop-Tart...”

Here’s my pitch: the plot twist at the end of the movie is that the pirates are all animatronics.

I mean theres always Gillian Jacobs ,Samara Weaving or  Jaimie Pressley.

You know, in a modern Saved by the Bell reboot, we’d probably get an episode where Jessie Spano was addicted to a charged lemonade instead of the caffeine pills from the original series.

I was always happy to see him pop up in something. So talented and the dude’s filmography was crazy and varied. Critters, A Time to Kill, Fletch, Serpico, Harry and the Hendersons, Missing in Action, Home Improvement, one of those Airport movies, The Pope of Greenwich Village, Coen Bros movies, the X-Files, the…