If you pay for a full year at a time you can get the 5G data plan for $15 a month. It's what I've been doing for the past couple of years because I'm usually on wifi anyway.

THIS IS NO CAVE!!!

Sound like perfect places to build your secret evil lair.

Trump will get another term as president for giving away top secret info to anyone he wanted to impress at parties.

I thought it was canon that he was the Zeppo? There was a whole episode about it!

There already was a Sexy Teen Drama Shaggy; his name was Xander.

I’ve seen some viral marketing in my day, but I think this has got to be one of if not the best.

People just need to stop having sex with birds and cows.

If it’s already jumped to cows and dolphins, it’s only a matter of time until it makes the jump to humans, but at least, if the pandemic taught us anything, we’ll react to the coming bird flu pandemic in the most ignorant, uneducated, anti-science, and blindly politicized way possible, so there’s that.

Its no Private Idaho.

If not here... you could be living in “Your Own Private Idaho!”

The single best training montage is, of course, from 1999's Mystery Men.

The Cruel Tutelage of Pai Mei from Kill Bill is a solid pick as well. Accomplishes everything a montage is supposed to, while also being a bit tongue in cheek.

Not that it’s a panacea... but there are some really easy to understand, but sometimes “hard to do” ways to sleep better that I found after my own issues. The TLDR is basically try “de-modernize” your lifestyle “a little.”

For people of a certain age (Gen X’ers) - the measles vaccine you got as a child may have lost effectiveness over time because when we got it, the vaccine wasn’t as strong as previous versions because measles was pretty much eradicated. There was a story about it several years ago, but long story short - have your PCP…

Ann, that noble, poetic land-mermaid 

I mean yes, but everyone knows the actual greatest sitcom couple even on Parks and Rec is Leslie and Ann.

This is entirely wrong because the correct answer is clearly Schitt’s Creek‘s David and Patrick

It’s odd that Greg Daniels gets credit for Parks and Rec, but no mention of Michael Schur - especially since Eleanor and Chidi from Schur’s The Good Place blow bland ol’ Jim and Pam out of the water, awesome-couple-wise.

Poehler and Scott had great chemistry.