Ann, that noble, poetic land-mermaid 

I mean yes, but everyone knows the actual greatest sitcom couple even on Parks and Rec is Leslie and Ann.

This is entirely wrong because the correct answer is clearly Schitt’s Creek‘s David and Patrick

It’s odd that Greg Daniels gets credit for Parks and Rec, but no mention of Michael Schur - especially since Eleanor and Chidi from Schur’s The Good Place blow bland ol’ Jim and Pam out of the water, awesome-couple-wise.

I love Ben & Leslie, but to me the greatest sitcom couple ever is Virginia and Burt on Raising Hope (Martha Plimpton and Garrett Dillahunt)

Poehler and Scott had great chemistry.

I see you and raise you a Rob and Laura Petrie.

Whaaa?

Since X often is pronounced with a sh sound, you should call them Shits.

“Look to the Pop-Tart Elaine. Look to the Pop-Tart...”

Here’s my pitch: the plot twist at the end of the movie is that the pirates are all animatronics.

I mean theres always Gillian Jacobs ,Samara Weaving or  Jaimie Pressley.

You know, in a modern Saved by the Bell reboot, we’d probably get an episode where Jessie Spano was addicted to a charged lemonade instead of the caffeine pills from the original series.

I was always happy to see him pop up in something. So talented and the dude’s filmography was crazy and varied. Critters, A Time to Kill, Fletch, Serpico, Harry and the Hendersons, Missing in Action, Home Improvement, one of those Airport movies, The Pope of Greenwich Village, Coen Bros movies, the X-Files, the…

I always thought I could never see enough of M Emmet Walsh, and then I happened to see Fast Walking (1982) one night.

Blood Simple is definitely his greatest role, but I also really enjoyed his small role in Raising Arizona as “machine shop ear-bender”, we’ve all known someone like that at work. I think I might have even been that guy on occasion.

One, it’s because we can. We now have access to them, more easily than ever.

Also, it’s the most emo superhero movie to ever emo. There’s a casual sincerity to the writing that’s kind of disorienting and really thrilled me as a kid.

I think the reason the original movie works and no sequel ever has is that Brandon Lee’s Crow was actually pretty multi-faceted. He had a dark sense of humor that was barely masking his rage, underlaid by a world weariness that gave you the strong sense that he just wanted this whole thing done with.

Every other…

This is going to bomb hard. Hollywood has tried to make The Crow a franchise when it should have only been a single movie.