“Al - Dad - my dad’s a plumber. And he’s into plumbing. And, well, I guess you plumb, right, Dad?”

Stick ‘em in your mouth and suck ‘em
Suck on Claire’s boiled salty potatoes,
They’re packed full of vitamins and good for you

I guess Claire has her limits to how many shitty comments she replies to before deleting them is easier.

In your home office/computer room:

Was my reply removed, along with the comment?

I rather it taste awesome than look awesome.

We better hope not! Decades of people using Internet Explorer to download Chrome, Firefox, etc will make it angry and soon enough

“Please wait till the end credits start rolling before you share spoilers.”

I am allergic, thankfully my mild reaction was upset stomach. Hope your sister’s allergy isn’t bad.

Did you grocery shopping

I hope you’re toasting the bagel first.

There’s something about having a big bowl of cereal at 8pm.

Or they go this way

Did you get plain and/or cinnamon graham crackers? 

I’ll have to skip the za’atar or find one with out sesame seeds. Also I’m tempted to try sour cream instead of mayo.

Normally I wouldn’t disagree with you, but my current oven is so old, that it doesn’t even have a analog clock/timer. I use an oven thermometer to know when my oven is hot enough before putting my meat in. Then I set the timer on my phone. I don’t want to risk burning my food by putting it in a cold oven and…

Cereal is a great topping.