There are seventeen different things a guy can do when he lies to give himself away. A guys got seventeen pantomimes. A woman’s got twenty, but a guy’s got seventeen... but, if you know them, like you know your own face, they beat lie detectors all to hell

Warm up a cold bed by running a hair dryer under the sheets for 5 minutes, make sure to not block the back of the dryer.

I wonder how much of it is age and/or stress related. I’m a nervous flyer and will have to urinate several times while I’m home waiting for my ride to the airport. I may have to pee one more time at the airport.
Considering the news of late (Ukraine, new variants) is this why we’re going more?

Bedtime is 10:30, alarm is 5:30. I’ve gotten up at 4am having to pee :/

I use my oven to heat my apartment... by making bread, croutons, baked potatoes, oven roasted yams, oven roasted vegetables, baked chickpeas, veggie burgers. 

I have to watch how much garlic I add to food now, too much and it’s bathroom breaks all day.

I miss being 18-25, going out with friends on a Saturday night to a movie or concert then ending the evening at a diner where I’d have either a hamburger or BLT (and a side of fries for either). Get home and fall asleep with no issues.
Now at 51, a glass of water after 10pm and I get up at 2am to pee.

With the exception of the Apocalypse Now parody, those were also on cable as a short.

Back in the 1980's that was a short on either HBO or Showtime.

When they perfect AI and can make robotic companions, there should be an Uncle Buck model.

As much as I enjoyed the movies in phase 3, it felt like if I didn’t watch them all I wasn’t living up to my geek status. After Civil War, I decided to wait till home release so I could pause the movie for breaks. Sitting for that long in a theater aggravates my sciatica. 

I have a dry erase board on my fridge to write down what I need to throw out on trash day. Better to keep the expired food in its container and kept cold to avoid stinking up the trashcan and your kitchen.

Made fried rice today, added 1/2 teaspoon of white pepper to 1 1/2 cups of cooked rice, 8.5 oz can of peas and carrots, 8 oz can of mushrooms, 10 oz of broccoli, 1/4 cup of light sodium soy sauce. I can taste the pepper but it’s not overbearing.

Don’t be this guy

I won’t need to make it, but reading the article made me think Deviled Endive Bites. Prepare deviled eggs as usual, but dice the egg whites, sprinkle into endive, put the yolk mix on top.

TIL; Billy Crudup was attached at one point.

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