If you consciously voted for a abusive white supremacist because you felt spiteful that other people said mean things about you - such as you were stupid enough to consciously vote for a abusive white supremacist - you are objectively a stupid, selfish asshole.

His whole life is a exercise in failing up

Exactly. Conservatives voted for him because Liberals made fun of him (and them).

And the Republicans will probably make gains in both houses of Congress during the midterms. Got to love America and gerrymandering. Glad that I am on my second bottle of Pinot. Good night and good luck.

Fun fact: the same poll the POTUS is promoting finds that 60% of respondents think Trump is reckless, 51% think Trump is unstable, 47% think Trump is racist, and 54% think Trump is sexist. Outstanding work there, 45.

In Trump’s defense, failing at everything did get him this far.

Let me shock everyone here by reminding everyone that whenever Trump tweets a poll, it’s almost always from Rasmussen - a partisan hack robo-call firm that lives on its ability to give results that are roughly 10 points slanted to the GOP. Around a third of the country approves of Trump. Rasmussen exists to tell that…

John Oliver...however....sleeps easy.

Agreed. There’s so much dumb per second squeezed into this that it makes my head hurt. Plus, it seems mean. The premise seems to be “We know you love the dinosaurs so much that we’re going to make our characters rescue them all this time.....except we’re actually going to make you watch as we kill all of them.”

Doesn’t this woman realize she just ruined Alec Baldwin’s weekend?

nah no one gives a shit.

Well, given the behavior of the US Religious Right, can you blame Seth Macfarlane for imaging a “better future” With No Religion, Too...?

On the one hand: PT Anderson directing Daniel Day Lewis. That should have me right there.

I couldn’t even get to the third paragraph of the REVIEW without falling asleep.

A-. A-. Dowd

FTFY.

If I were Baldwin I would be waiting until things cool down before drawing attention to myself. Dude’s closet is made out of skeletons.

John Oliver doesn’t have a talk show

Alec is going to feel like shit when Trump retweets him because he agrees with him.

“which reportedly included groping a 17-year-old woman”