“Say what you will, but nearly half the country voted for him....”

Allowing a garbage human being to host during the middle of his presidential campaign is cool, but making fun of a fictional windshield repairman is a bridge too far.

Saw it tonight, gotta say it was a big letdown. It had a very early wes anderson feel to it, felt derivative and didn’t have much to say. Go see the Florida Project or 3 Billboards if you want to see a good film. Go see ladybird if you want to see an ok film that’s being blown out of proportion because it’s a…

I will be over here shitting on the plate of your dreams so you can eat it.

What’s yours? Fuck you for coming at me like that because I don’t like your latest manic pixie dream girl fantasy.

Same shit, different pile.

Doesn’t make it good, either

You know, I think I’ve heard enough of this “Lady Bird” nonsense, and Ms. Greta Gerwig, thank you very kindly indeed.

The same movie has been made over and over and over and over and over again. It is tired.

True, but insofar as either of them have any value, Metacritic is orders of magnitude more useful than RT.

Ok, trite then.

Ghost World: The Reboot.

Critics love twee, saccharine bullshit masquerading as indie grit.

“I’m not trying to offend anyone here though.” 

Well then, if you are gonna stick around, could you maybe dial back the self-righteousness just a skosh? Thaaaaanks.

No, we wouldn’t. And if you don’t like the articles, feel free to not be here anymore.

Feel free to not be here anymore. 

You seem to have some confusion about the purpose of the AV Club. 

I imagine this isn’t the first time Kelly has responded to a question from Trump with “Sir, you have no idea. You have no idea.”

In her defense, standing on a stairwell to watch seems like an awkward set up.