Can we just agree different people have different takes on episodes and leave it at that? There’s no need to call for something to be “excised from canon” just because you personally didn’t enjoy it. It’s just a silly show, it’s not that serious.

Yay, a gay male couple... oh, never mind. Harry’s sweaters are so nice. 

Can’t believe the writers had Adawehi scalped (!!) just to drive home some point about the settlers being deplorable religious nuts. Yeah, this is America - we got that part loud and clear in the premiere already. All you achieved was to shamelessly get rid of a First Nations actress (a member of the Order of…

So I’ve seen the first two episodes of Nightflyers and while it’s a bit of a mess when it comes to the writing, it’s definitely not entirely unwatchable. Quite the ringing endorsement, I know.

The editing issues were so glaring even during that 5-minute preview they released the other day so it doesn’t surprise me there’s more of that problem in the rest of the series. Oh, well. I’ll still watch the whole thing because Eoin Macken is hot to death and I’m a thirsty bitch.

Last year white, this year red. Anyone willing to bet what colour they’ll be next year? Green is too basic, blue means Democrats... I think she’ll go with black, just to make everyone talk again. Or maybe she’s saving the black ones for 2020, for obvious reasons. Just to get out on a high.

Those replies to her tweets saying she only goes after black women are something else. First of all, Iggy Azalea sure as hell isn’t black (and Amber Rose is pretty much white as well). Even if they were, wouldn’t it be better to go after people who pressure those famous young black women to make a quick buck on these…

What can I say, I enjoy hearing people shit on that movie over and over again. That’s just how much I hated it.

It’s called gesticulation and I’ve only ever encountered Americans having a problem with it. It’s almost like it’s punished out of you at school or something. Also, better never travel to Italy or you might get a heart attack immediately upon landing.

Now do another one with La La Land.

I wish the satyr were more, you know, satyr-y. Being really into booze and partying alone made him look like a typical frat boy. Where’s the unparalleled hairiness and being really into sex all the time? Just give him a couple of dirty double entendres, at the very least.

I guess we got our reboot version of Cole, without any of the charisma. Can this dude deliver his lines anymore dully?

The actor playing Ian has a slight case of Backpfeifengesicht but he gets really immersed into his silly material, which I appreciate. Also remember that he’s a simple uneducated guy so you can’t do much with that. Richard Rankin plays an educated but a traditional and so somewhat emotionally stilted guy so he can’t…

Almost lost my lunch when Claire was reciting that poem while deplorably stealing the natives’ land. This season has been so effective in that regard. But I still don’t understand why they’d settle there when war is just around the corner. Why not go to a more peaceful country instead?

I understand we have no way of knowing but is that how British royalty really spoke back then? Because Cumming’s accent in this was insane. Funnily enough, it sounded like the most peasant-y dialect of my own language, I couldn’t stop laughing.

Love a good female-centred story and the first episode has got me intrigued so I’m glad you’re covering this. Got the impression it was just going to be misery and poverty porn during the first half of the premiere and I don’t need that on my TV as I grew up in the projects, but then the characters sucked me in. Can’t…

Yeah, it took me about twenty minutes to start hearing Italian when the characters were speaking. I thought my memory was playing tricks on me at first as I barely understood a word.

“That and the brief sign that this version of Charmed might actually include non-European witchcraft gives me hope.”

I’m sorry but the actress playing Brianna is a walking talking needle scratch for me. Her robotic accent sticks out like a sore thumb on this show. And having her be a virgin was ridiculous and unbelievable, as was that guy’s double-standard sex freakout.

But why does your mind even go there? This just happens to be one of many, many yet to be explored themes in horror, mainly because trans people up till now weren’t (allowed to be) at the genre trough. Likewise, you wouldn’t call a horror movie made by an indigenous person “woke horror”, would you? At least I hope you…