Oh, I toally get the same reaction when I tell people that the average time to film a scene in pornos is on average like 88 minutes long, and they’re like “wait that was only a few minutes long... what... How?”. We have been editing films for like a 100 or more years, so yeah the technology will get better over time.…

I work in chicago’s legal community's for she is regarded as something as a Rick star in getting overturns of wrongful convictions. When news got out that she has taken the case the general feeling is that a reversal is rather inevitable.

You still have to be pregnant for 9 months. You still have to pay for medical costs for pre-natal care. Pregnancy is a huge toll on one’s body, and giving birth is a traumatic experience, both can come with a huge number of other associated medical issues that can cause further complications for both yourself and the…

Now that he’s been born, he better attach some boot straps to that oxygen tank or he’s just a no good dirty moocher sucking down that sweet Medicaid money from the real Murrican taxpayers.

Considering how that crowd rolls, kid's gonna have to make due with prayers.

This is what happens when states are allowed to legislate every step of a completely legal procedure. Abortion is legal? Okay! Let’s shut down every clinic that provides safe abortions, and those who aren’t shut down let’s stand outside and threaten the workers and the patients, and even sometimes kill those workers…

Well, at least every pro-lifer will be cutting a check personally to ensure the health and survival of Baby Yocca, so he has that to look forward to.

Right! How in the hell do they hang onto this lie so well?? They aren’t remotely conservative in their spending. They just spend it on different things.

I like Seth MacFarlane. (Shruggie emoji)

Right? This is why my ‘rents became reps back in the day (though they nearly always vote dem) but that just doesn’t hold up when the party is spending how much money on bogus witch hunt investigations into already debunked lies about PP, doing their best to ensure the impovershed are kept at a point at which they need…

Except Republicans aren’t fiscally conservative. At all.

It’s easier to just use the weasel word and saying “critics say the video shows...” than to talk to screaming fanatics who want to yell at you about your liberal bias for sticking to facts.

Kourtney is my husband’s favorite Kardashian.

Think about it, though - even if it was wise to send children to disarm a shooter, how incredibly dangerous is it for Fox to make their viewers think that watching a TV segment is enough training for a child to do that?

Instilling terror into children must start at an early age if we are to properly rear new generations of Fox News viewers.

These feel like normal human responses to me. I would throw myself over my little brother before I’d expect all 42lbs of him to take on a maniac with an assault rifle.

I can’t tell you how many times I’ve stormed into stores screaming “BIG MISTAKE! HUGE!!!” while holding a shopping bag from the Dollar Tree.

Even though disarming an active shooter isn’t that hard, I wouldn’t recommend it. The reason we have hostage negotiators is because unhinged people can become rehinged through words.

It’s fast food. It’s not displacing Mexican restaurants in the average Chipotle-eater’s diet, it’s displacing burgers and fries and other worse fast food.

You're really comparing a Waffle House to an entire police department?