I want the rare panel van variant. I wish it wasn't rare, so I could afford one.

Not that odd, really. Anyone remember the Toyota BB Open Deck? I remember there being some talk about that version being brought to the states as well. Of course, that never panned out. Check the link:

I call shenanigans. Computer graphics, I'd wager!

I'm a little slow to beat up on the poor Aztek. I want GM to take some chances. I want them to try something crazy every once in a while. It keeps the automotive market interesting. I'd love to see an El Camino again. Why should Subaru Baja drivers have all the fun? (Are Subaru Baja drivers having fun?)

The Brat is my weapon of choice. It's more hoon-centric.

Ah, Bluestreak. It was the only Transformer that I needed instructions for.

In '02, I was visiting the 'rents on a rainy summer day. Out front, I heard the low rumble of a undermuffled hoonmobile as the driver stopped at the stop sign. A moment later, I heard the all-too-common sound of V8 at full throttle, accompanied by performance tires spinning hopelessly against wet pavement. After about…

@Emor8t: Ah, the acid trips of seven-year-old children are such fun entertainment.

Too $hort, man you're smokin.

Ugh. Embarrassing. I'd had a couple people point out that I was too cautious with the clearance on the right front of my Jetta. They pointed out that I was being careful with that corner when I had "plenty of room."

@darex: How dare you suggest that Chevy's American Revolution has a connection to the French‽

@Downtown Joe: Yeah, I get the comments sometimes too, and for some unknown reason, they're always in a 25mph area. Most recently, I trackstanded a stop at a stop sign, the pickup behind me stopped very close behind me. When I left the stop going straight, the dude in the truck took a right and shouted something about…

Bah. I'm against registration for bikes. Why? Because the government can't seem to make the process of registering a car less than miserable. If such a law were passed, bike registration should be cheap. Bikes aren't going to wear the road to a discernable degree, they generally don't take up a significant amount of…

That Toyota looks the business.

@Turboner: Nooooooo!

They're naming it the Beat?

I say that's not photoshopped. It looks more like a model car. Look how thick the Testor's silver window trim is. Look at how the body seams don't actually look like seams. Look at the reflection of some sort of wall-hung framed art on the roof.

Wow. It looks like DAMD made a BMW kit for a Aston Martin DB9.

I'll be the contrarian:

I guess that's what you get for tinkering in super science.